A big fat ugly obese woman with a penchant for eating large amounts of junk food and torturing her sons who lives with her at age 35.
If you want to come to Houston you can see the whale, Myself for one. I was voted fattest woman in Texas and damn Proud.
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Is the most intelligent, gentle, down to earth living being there is. Not to mention his complete all around adorableness ! Woo .... his personality just instantly lights up a room just as fast as it can eff some ish up !
Houston is just hands down ,all bs aside ,out of this world most incredible person. If youre fortunate enough to get your hands on one make sure you keep them close to your heart cuz youll never find another quite like him (:
Houston is just hands down ,all bs aside ,out of this world most incredible person. If youre fortunate enough to get your hands on one make sure you keep them close to your heart cuz youll never find another quite like him (:
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Get the Houston mug.A great guy who is always there for you and gives an honest opinion. However, he's also an absolute dick who belittles your emotions and doesn't know when to shut up. Houston is extremely sassy and is a future drag queen.
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The Houston Astros owe nobody an apology, a title, or anything else. Stand and take the punishment, then move past it.
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Get the Houston Astros mug.The name Houston mostly derived from Sam Houston a famous Texas General. The name means strength and leadership. Powerful and forthcoming, a name reserved for a person who commands a room and tells you like it is.
Houston as a name for a person, is a great friend. He/She is a no BS person who will tell you like it is.
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