In math class Jenna was so horny after i had given her a smirk and slight rub on the pussy, she acted as if she was no longer in control of herself and that all she wanted was the D. After about 5 mins of her trying to contain herself and her pussy becoming extremely wet she looked at me and said “I want you inside me now”! I didn’t know what to say except meet me after class, we walked across campus to try to find a good hidden spot but it was becoming to hard to wait for Jenna and she started grabbing by dick after seeing how big a bulge I had in my pants so we settled down in the janitors closet and she said LET ME SEE IT NOW!! so I did and she sucked it and screamed CUM IN NY MOUTH DADDY! So i did but then I grabbed her hair and pulled it back to reveal her pussy and slowly licked around her clit in circular motions and by then she was practically begging for me to be inside her so I insterted my 10 inch cock slowly the first time extremely deep until I hit her g spot when she moaned extremely loudly HARDER! So I did faster and harder penetration after penetration for 3 hours until the janitor came to get his car keys. Then we ran off half clothed into a nearby bush and had some more fun
by Guy_with_an_edgy_motive May 15, 2018
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You know what you're here for.
You're on a train, packed shoulder to shoulder, holding a brief case and empty coffee cup. Your friend stands beside you, her long brown hair falling beside the impressive cleavage display from her summer top.
You can feel your boner tight against your pants, bulging painfully. You let out a faint moan of pain, and she looks at you. Her gaze travels down to your bulge.
"Are you horny?" She asks, unable to look away. You nod, and she brushes a hand lightly over your clothed boner. "Let me take care of that, baby."
"What, here?" You look around at the packed subway carriage. She smirks.
"Are you scared?" She whispers, sidling over to stand right in front of you. Her plump ass brushes against your boner.
"N-no," you lie, your lips quivering.
"Give me that," she instructs, taking your briefcase and positioning it in front of her thighs.
You're on a train, packed shoulder to shoulder, holding a brief case and empty coffee cup. Your friend stands beside you, her long brown hair falling beside the impressive cleavage display from her summer top.
You can feel your boner tight against your pants, bulging painfully. You let out a faint moan of pain, and she looks at you. Her gaze travels down to your bulge.
"Are you horny?" She asks, unable to look away. You nod, and she brushes a hand lightly over your clothed boner. "Let me take care of that, baby."
"What, here?" You look around at the packed subway carriage. She smirks.
"Are you scared?" She whispers, sidling over to stand right in front of you. Her plump ass brushes against your boner.
"N-no," you lie, your lips quivering.
"Give me that," she instructs, taking your briefcase and positioning it in front of her thighs.
She reaches a hand behind her and down the front of your pants, rubbing against your throbbing cock.
You moan softly into her ear, glancing around the packed carriage. So far, no one has noticed.
She pulls your dick out of your pants and positions it between her thighs, squeezing it tightly between the soft flesh. You swallow, and she reaches her hand behind the briefcase to rub the tip of your cock.
She rubs it in circles, slowly at first but getting quicker and quicker. You barely suppress a moan as she squeezes her thighs together, swishing her fingertip across the tip.
"I'm about to cum," you whisper shakily into her ear. Smiling slyly, she takes your empty coffee cup and lowers it beneath the brief case, still swirling a finger across the tip, and squeezing your dick between her thighs in a rhythm.
You let out a strangled moan as the hot liquid gushes out of you, into the waiting coffee cup. Someone nearby looks up from their phone at you.
Your eyelids twitch shut and your cock quivers, overcome with pleasure. She uses her finger to wipe the last drop of cum, then carefully tucks your dick back into your pants.
She hands you the briefcase back and puts the lid on the coffee cup, turning to face you. Your breathing is shaky as she presses her tits gently against your chest, a smile twitching across her lips.
She raises the coffee cup to her lips, then drinks your cum without breaking eye contact.
Man, that made me horny...
You moan softly into her ear, glancing around the packed carriage. So far, no one has noticed.
She pulls your dick out of your pants and positions it between her thighs, squeezing it tightly between the soft flesh. You swallow, and she reaches her hand behind the briefcase to rub the tip of your cock.
She rubs it in circles, slowly at first but getting quicker and quicker. You barely suppress a moan as she squeezes her thighs together, swishing her fingertip across the tip.
"I'm about to cum," you whisper shakily into her ear. Smiling slyly, she takes your empty coffee cup and lowers it beneath the brief case, still swirling a finger across the tip, and squeezing your dick between her thighs in a rhythm.
You let out a strangled moan as the hot liquid gushes out of you, into the waiting coffee cup. Someone nearby looks up from their phone at you.
Your eyelids twitch shut and your cock quivers, overcome with pleasure. She uses her finger to wipe the last drop of cum, then carefully tucks your dick back into your pants.
She hands you the briefcase back and puts the lid on the coffee cup, turning to face you. Your breathing is shaky as she presses her tits gently against your chest, a smile twitching across her lips.
She raises the coffee cup to her lips, then drinks your cum without breaking eye contact.
Man, that made me horny...
by corny_poet August 29, 2022
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I can’t believe I forgot about national horny day! The most important day... thank god for national horny day 2.0. Time to whip out my nice guy charm and get some pics tonight.
by niceguyxx69xx April 16, 2020
Get the national horny day 2.0 mug.Horny Eye Syndrome (HES) is an affliction rising from a lack of sexual intercourse, and can often prove to be quite dangerous. It is chiefly suspected when a person of prior good taste selects a heinous individual and genuinely acts as if that person is sexually attractive. It is mainly an optical problem, as the eyes of the HES sufferer have been reprogrammed by the brain and seek out the opposite sex to admire, regardless of appearance. However, since the brain has implemented this new system in an attempt to get its owner laid, and thus prevent itself from being shot out of its nice cosy head, this can also be classed as a psychological issue.
Symptoms include:
Flirting with any member of the opposite sex aged 16-100
Watching enough porn to mentally corrupt Satan
Breaking off, mid sentence, to stare at an extremely unimpressive person
Suddenly considering hoody wearing chavs to be sexy
Shocking outbursts of temper and/or crying
Muttering "I would!" after every mildly attractive person passes
Acting like a hyperactive, oversexed teen every time a genuinely attractive person comes into view.
Treatment involves either;
A group of generous friends willing to pay for a prostitute.
A REALLY generous friend of the opposite sex,
Sex with a totally horrifying person, (Which ususally leads to immediate self diagnosis of HES as soon as the act is complete)
Wanking oneself into a coma.
Symptoms include:
Flirting with any member of the opposite sex aged 16-100
Watching enough porn to mentally corrupt Satan
Breaking off, mid sentence, to stare at an extremely unimpressive person
Suddenly considering hoody wearing chavs to be sexy
Shocking outbursts of temper and/or crying
Muttering "I would!" after every mildly attractive person passes
Acting like a hyperactive, oversexed teen every time a genuinely attractive person comes into view.
Treatment involves either;
A group of generous friends willing to pay for a prostitute.
A REALLY generous friend of the opposite sex,
Sex with a totally horrifying person, (Which ususally leads to immediate self diagnosis of HES as soon as the act is complete)
Wanking oneself into a coma.
It was clear to everyone else in the park that Janet was suffering from Horny Eye Syndrome, as she walked seductively over to Barry, and watched him eating his burger, her expression clearly showing that she found the sauce dripping down his many chins to be highly erotic. Although it would indeed be cruel to allow her to leave with the morbidly obese Barry, her friends had certainly had enough of trying to reign in her Horny Eyed antics...and so they turned a blind eye as the pair disappeared, confident that self diagnosis would take place in aprroximately 10 minutes time.
by MagickDio June 3, 2010
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I was very very horny one day so I went into my room and laid down on my bed with just a baggy shirt and no bra or pants. I opened my legs wide and started playing with my boobs. I moaned quietly “mmmhhh ooohhh” I stuck my hand into my pants and played with my nipples with another. My nipples starting getting really hard. I rubbed my pussy softly and slowly up and down. I started to get very horny and I moaned and breathed so loud but thankfully no one was home. “Ohhhhhh ahh ahh ahh”. I bit my lips and kept rubbing my pussy. I started arching my back and went faster and faster. I rubbed my clit and before I could come I got up and ran to the bathtub. I turned the hot water on and spread my legs on the bathtub. I grabbed the shower handle and put it on my pussy. “Ahhhhh ohhhh ohhhhh” then I shovedd 2 fingers in and kept moaning. “Ohhhh ohhhhh harderrr fasterrr” I kept fingering my self until
by H000rny December 17, 2020
Get the Horny mug.Her parents looked at them questionably but they didn't say anything. Then Kasey motioned she was going to the bathroom. 5 minutes later she didn't come back and her parents became worried, so her boyfriend volunteered to go check on her. He went upstairs to the bathroom and Kasey was inside the bathtub with a plastic dildo inside her and the shower head spraying water while she moved the dildo in and out of her sopping wet pussy. He turned off the water and grabbed the dildo. She grabbed him and ripped of his pants and boxers like an animal. Then, she stuck his rock hard dick inside of her moaning. Her carefully moved it in and out slowly wanting her to beg for more. She screamed "C'MON JUST GIVE IT TO ME NOW!" He smirked and obeyed her command going in and out of her pink, wet pussy. Then they got dressed and went back downstairs. She was still horny when they left so she turned on porn and fucked the sharp edge until her pussy was bright red and everything was covered in cum.
by PussyWetter August 18, 2016
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