Hoof

Something or someone that is very cool, and or chill. Laid back, but also unique and particularly out of the ordinary.
A person can also be Hoofing, Hoofed-out, getting Hoofed or off their Hoof.

A thing or person can be Hoof, Hoofed, The Hoof, Hoofy, or Hoofington the Third.
A place or space can be On Hoof, Off the Hoof, Hoofing, or Hooftown.
I got to the party at 1:30 am and it was Off the Hoof! Maddie had her teats out and was tearing up the D floor! Her dance moves were Hoof as F

We left after the party had Hoofed out, our uberdriver was Hoofington the Third, cuz he let us play some hoof tunes on the ride home.
by Veronika Van Cartier July 20, 2024
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Hoof

The worst/best possible outcome for anything.
The midget stripper over there will show you one hoof of a time.
by Cleatus Titson August 05, 2021
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Hoof

“Hoof”

A Hoof is dork, dweeb, or pseudo italian stallion who think they are bigger and badder than everyone else.
Do you know that guy named Hutch? Yeah, what a Hoof!
by JohnnyBallPlayer September 02, 2023
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Hoof

To make a fist with your foot
My hoof is brutal
by Lord Bernard March 17, 2020
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Hoof Claw

To fuck a girl with a vertical Spock hand gesture.
Last night I hoof clawed the shit out of this girl and then shot kids on her face.
by Impure zero October 01, 2017
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Hippo Hoof

A woman's camel toe that is so large it changes to a completely different species.

Copious amounts of clothing wedged between pussy lips. Usually found on women that are morbidly obese and are wearing swim clothes that they shouldn't; aka dat fat pussy.

It is also associated with other large animals such as whales, elephants and octomom.
I was walking by the shore, when all of a sudden I was blinded by that beached whale's hippo hoof.
by MDWAR December 14, 2012
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Hoof draggin bitch

When someone or something does not pick up their feet enough, therefore letting them drag making the sound of a maracas shaking when they walk on hard flooring.
That hoof draggin bitch is so loud when she goes to bed.
by Urban observer September 17, 2019
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