Noun
An erection that is tightly encased in bubble wrap. Used to enhance female pleasure during intercourse. So named because of the bubble wraps resemblance to edible waffle that bears the same name.
Note that neither of these waffles are effective as birth control.
An erection that is tightly encased in bubble wrap. Used to enhance female pleasure during intercourse. So named because of the bubble wraps resemblance to edible waffle that bears the same name.
Note that neither of these waffles are effective as birth control.
by Lancipher November 18, 2016
When an individual seems to have a never ending supply of ammunition without having to reload. To have unlimited ammunition without changing magazines or reloading. Often seen in movies and video games.
by PhilthyAk47 October 26, 2006
by Hooperdrivestheboat March 22, 2020
by Wonton Panda September 26, 2010
When you are at an oriental message parlor and waiting for your happy ending the chick pulls out her cock and makes you suck it. She finishes with a donkey punch because at this point you are confused.
Dan walked into the lucky dragon and was expecting a happy ending when all of the sudden the woman pulls out her cock and forces poor dan into the Hong Kong surprise. Dan is confused but somewhat aroused then she donkey punches him to finish him off.
by twigsandberries May 30, 2011
The act of filling an egg roll with diarrhea and forcing into your partner's anus. Some even try to use a karate kick to jam it in there. Similar to a shit dildo but with a few more steps.
"Dude, that's the last time I hook up with an Asian chick. Last night, she tried to give me a Hong Kong Gooey when i wasn't looking."
by SbooduhF March 09, 2012
While you are at the massage parlor, and you pay the extra for the handjob at the end, because Hong Kong is such a beautiful place.
I'm going to go get a massage and the hole in the wall joint, while I'm there I'm Going to Hong Kong.
by Chiee January 06, 2017