Homiesexual is the sexuality in which you perform sus acts with the homies, but it's not gay since it's the homies. This is provided you say "no homo" after each sus activity. If you do not say no homo, you are no longer homiesexual, but rather homosexual.
Person 1: Yo did you hear that Jack and John had a 10 hour anal session this weekend? That's gay af
Person 2: no, that homiesexual since their homies
Person 1: but apparently jack forgot to say no homo
Person 2: o shit then he's definitely homosexual, not homiesexual
Person 2: no, that homiesexual since their homies
Person 1: but apparently jack forgot to say no homo
Person 2: o shit then he's definitely homosexual, not homiesexual
by ExplosiveShit October 7, 2021
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by thetophatman October 9, 2021
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its not an actual sexuality its a meme sexuality but i mean it is possible to be a homie and attracted to homies only
its not an actual sexuality its a meme sexuality but i mean it is possible to be a homie and attracted to homies only
Guy 1: "im homiesexual"
Guy 2: "me too"
Guy 3, Guy 4, Guy 5, Guy 6, Guy 7, and Guy 8: "me too"
Guy 9: "you guys are weird"
Everyone else: "shut up"
Guy 2: "me too"
Guy 3, Guy 4, Guy 5, Guy 6, Guy 7, and Guy 8: "me too"
Guy 9: "you guys are weird"
Everyone else: "shut up"
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Get the Homiesexual mug.When straight males who are very good friends say vaguely homosexual things to each other, not to express physical attraction or any romantic love towards each other, but as a means by which to show a simple appreciation in an ironic fashion.
Oddly enough, it is seen as “gayer” for a straight male to be forward about unironic non-sexual love for their friends than it is to say something disingenuously homosexual to get the same point across without actually saying it.
Oddly enough, it is seen as “gayer” for a straight male to be forward about unironic non-sexual love for their friends than it is to say something disingenuously homosexual to get the same point across without actually saying it.
Friend 1: “It’s really fuckin hot in here.”
Friend 2: “Well, don’t take your shirt off, it’ll just get hotter.”
Friend 1: “Oh, you on that homiesexual type beat.”
Friends 1 & 2: *laughter*
Both friends know the comment is not genuine, but they appreciate it for what it is, which is deeply ironic and has a lot of variability. It’s not actually gay nor is it meant to be taken that way. It’s a genuine unrelated appreciation wrapped in disingenuous joke comment.
Friend 2: “Well, don’t take your shirt off, it’ll just get hotter.”
Friend 1: “Oh, you on that homiesexual type beat.”
Friends 1 & 2: *laughter*
Both friends know the comment is not genuine, but they appreciate it for what it is, which is deeply ironic and has a lot of variability. It’s not actually gay nor is it meant to be taken that way. It’s a genuine unrelated appreciation wrapped in disingenuous joke comment.
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