DICTIONARY STYLE: school work given to students to be completed at home
MINE AND EVERYONE ELSE THAT ISNT A TEACHER'S STYLE: an absolute waste of time. lets go to school to sit on our asses and listen to a teacher talk the whole period, while we could be doing work that is now classified as homework. we could be out with friends having fun or locked in our rooms in an intense game of modern warfare 2 or uncharted 2 or whatever game you play or playing sports preventing obesity or doing whatever the fuck we need to get by in our lives without hurting or killing ourselves. by the way, hillary clinton is a cock licking dick sucking wang fucking bitch who wants to give us school on saturday and 7 hours a day instead of 6-6.5.
homework causes (in me and my friends at least): suicidal thoughts, hating a teacher, hating school, hating life, not being able to have a life, taking away valuable free time, writing definitions of it on urban dictionary.
MINE AND EVERYONE ELSE THAT ISNT A TEACHER'S STYLE: an absolute waste of time. lets go to school to sit on our asses and listen to a teacher talk the whole period, while we could be doing work that is now classified as homework. we could be out with friends having fun or locked in our rooms in an intense game of modern warfare 2 or uncharted 2 or whatever game you play or playing sports preventing obesity or doing whatever the fuck we need to get by in our lives without hurting or killing ourselves. by the way, hillary clinton is a cock licking dick sucking wang fucking bitch who wants to give us school on saturday and 7 hours a day instead of 6-6.5.
homework causes (in me and my friends at least): suicidal thoughts, hating a teacher, hating school, hating life, not being able to have a life, taking away valuable free time, writing definitions of it on urban dictionary.
me: "Mrs fuckhole gave out so much homework the day we got back from christmas break. i just found out thats the reason why whats-her-face killed herself.
friend: "...*silence*...
me: "bob? billy bob joe? bing bong bob? bubbity bubba bob? hey bob why arent you- HOLY SHIT"
*friend lies there with a gun next to him with a hole in his head and a note that says "fuck homework fuck my life fuck you all good bye"
friend: "...*silence*...
me: "bob? billy bob joe? bing bong bob? bubbity bubba bob? hey bob why arent you- HOLY SHIT"
*friend lies there with a gun next to him with a hole in his head and a note that says "fuck homework fuck my life fuck you all good bye"
by iceBomb34 January 3, 2010
Get the Homework mug.A fraud scheme that has been running since the 1700's by which a guillible person is sold a substance, usually pure water, as a cure for various ailments. At its inception, an elaborate set of pseudoscientific/pseudoreligeous principles, as a basis for homeopathy, were developed as a smoke screen for the perpatrators to avoid prosecution by the state. Due to the fact that medical science was embryonic at the time, convincing con artists could put forth wild stories regarding how their wonder cures worked, and no credible establishment could contradict them.
The statement "like cures like" is often used, and is qualified by the reasoning that the more dilute a substance becomes, the more potent it becomes. Despite the rational, scientific age that we live in there are many people who, irrationally, believe in homeopathy. Sadly many people with dire health problems, desperate for hope, will spend all they have on a homeopathic cure which consists entirely of either water, sugar pills, or some other such placebo. All objective examinations of homeopathy quickly determine that it could only be a centuries-old get rich quick scheme, as there is no legitimate scientific or medical reasoning behind it.
The statement "like cures like" is often used, and is qualified by the reasoning that the more dilute a substance becomes, the more potent it becomes. Despite the rational, scientific age that we live in there are many people who, irrationally, believe in homeopathy. Sadly many people with dire health problems, desperate for hope, will spend all they have on a homeopathic cure which consists entirely of either water, sugar pills, or some other such placebo. All objective examinations of homeopathy quickly determine that it could only be a centuries-old get rich quick scheme, as there is no legitimate scientific or medical reasoning behind it.
Mary: I went to a Homeopath today to treat my herpes! He took some herbs, and diluted them with water unitl there wasn't a single atom of the herbs left, and then sold me an ounce of the water for only $200!
Mary's children: Mommy, will we eat today?
Mary: No dearie, mommy needs the grocery money for her homeopathy and the palm reader this month.
Mary's children: Mommy, will we eat today?
Mary: No dearie, mommy needs the grocery money for her homeopathy and the palm reader this month.
by Clump12345 August 23, 2011
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Get the homework mug.Used in lieu of homeboy or homegirl. The origin of this word is hotly contested. Some say it got started when a girl was using T9 while texting homeboy to a friend, and in turn texted homecow.
SUP HOMECOW!
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Me: Nah, I gotta star- I mean, finish my Summer Homework.
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