by Holdengoons69 December 10, 2023

Holden Janzen is the kind of person that could literally kill someone with obnoxiousness. They tend to migrate south and overstay their welcome. They act as a pest to other people their age who are actually above 100 pounds. However, almost all of their actions are laughable so this slightly dampens the fact that they are overwhelming damaging the mental and emotional stability of the people forced to be around them daily. Also suck at running.
I bet that new Holden Janzen kid is a big buckeyes fan.
I really feel like Holden Janzen can win this race...sike you thought boy!
I really feel like Holden Janzen can win this race...sike you thought boy!
by Thorin the Dog March 31, 2019

by HIboyakaHoldenhhhh March 17, 2022

The Holden Effect is the effect that Holden has on women in which a female likes him for less than a day and then their "crush" disappears within 24 hours.
Burke: ""Omg I like Holden! Who would have thought this would happen?"
Noah: "Don't worry, you won't like him tomorrow. It happened to me as well. It's the Holden Effect."
Noah: "Don't worry, you won't like him tomorrow. It happened to me as well. It's the Holden Effect."
by juliehateslife September 20, 2022

A term used in gagaball, in which the player closest to the ball will sit on the ball for less than a second, then another player will hit it or continue the Do a Holden train.
by 2ydo February 23, 2024

Hottest dude in the room and is a awesome boyfriend may have long hair and is 5 "8 or 5 "9 and will always treat you right so you should date this man he's good at football and mine craft and is cracked at fortnite my guy uuuuuuuuuh will love you and is very VERY good looking and skinny and in excellent physical health
by TrueMon December 5, 2020
