a common condition where food produced by hogan dining cannot be properly digested due to the poor quality of the food
Me: I ate at hogan today and my stomach exploded for hours
Friend: bro, I think you have hogan intolerance
Friend: bro, I think you have hogan intolerance
by A D1 Athlete January 24, 2024
Get the hogan intolerance mug.A horrid, vile creature, half woman, half troll. Despised by any who know her. This mythical creature speaks only in lies and lures others into her coven with promises of riches. Like most demons she lives to destroy what is good and pure. Usually the Oatmeal Hogan (called “Oatmeal face” by those who have survived interactions with her) lives a solitary unloved existence, but will leave the safety of the bridge she lives beneath to attack first responders or to attend packers football games.
How did that fire district get destroyed and all those people lose fire protection? Oh that’s right they listened to Oatmeal Hogans lies.
by Shade Pilcorn July 9, 2025
Get the Oatmeal Hogan mug.Hogan is a ginger man, over eighteen with blue eyes commonly found foraging for rickrolls. Likes to sit in the shade on rooftops. Enjoys Monty python. Watch it and you'll have a Hogan by your side for a while... He's funny, creative, caring, he also looks deathly like a young Rick Astley.
Appears to be the love child of Rick Astley and Ron Weasley.
Appears to be the love child of Rick Astley and Ron Weasley.
by AlmondYeti October 11, 2021
Get the Hogan mug.The type of person to peg someone if necessary and does not know the difference between roblox and fortnite. A whole bum who stalks Shaunak Sharma.
Friend: Pass me mats
Kaitlin Hogan: Mat is not in the game
Friend: You fucking dumbass
Kaitlin Hogan: You know what I can't take this anymore, Shaunak Sharma would not treat me this way.
Kaitlin Hogan: Mat is not in the game
Friend: You fucking dumbass
Kaitlin Hogan: You know what I can't take this anymore, Shaunak Sharma would not treat me this way.
by urmadrepadrecarlosgoden24 October 25, 2018
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by Coop Dupe April 12, 2022
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You are in a bar and walk up to a stranger with some pregger porn on your mobile phone and say, "Hey, look at this".
"Dude I just freaked out my coworker in the staff meeting with a Sloppy Hogan!"
"Dude I just freaked out my coworker in the staff meeting with a Sloppy Hogan!"
by TotalLoser December 2, 2011
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