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hillbilly hustle 

Employees who quit jobs without notice after texting in sick to a group message.
Joe did the hillbilly hustle and"called" in sick on group message and was never heard from again.

hillbilly handkerchief 

Evacuating mucus membranes from one's nose without using any material to collect the material. The mucus flies into the environment and either dries up or is eaten by dogs.
Jimmy Jen just resorted to a hillbilly handkerchief as though it was a casual habit. This mrtified his big-city fiance.

Hillbilly tapeworm 

A person who’s lower stomach pooches after weight loss
Dang he sure does got a hillbilly tapeworm goin on
Hillbilly tapeworm by Orting honey November 12, 2018

hillbilly hot day shit shovel 

The act of eating a popsicle and using the popsicle stick to scoop out that last bit of feces that won’t release from your sphincter.
Another hot day, sweaty asscheek dump. I noticed a bit too late that not only was I on my last roll of toilet paper but I was actually down to the last three squares. Time for a poopy butt waddle to the freezer for a hillbilly hot day shit shovel!

hillbilly hoe 

A red neck woman who has no teeth and gives head because it’s easy.
“You’re such a hillbilly hoe”
hillbilly hoe by Khaylat1220 May 19, 2020

Hillbilly Head

When a woman passes out on your crotch and vomits on your dick.
He was so desperate he grabbed that passed out girl and got some hillbilly head.
Hillbilly Head by pornstitute February 18, 2023