Hair on the Highway

A mythical place where the weary traveller can stop for a rest, get a cold beverage whilst gaining a new superior hairstyle that is cut by the ever upstyling Queen Balayage.

“Maybe we should stay at the Hair on the Highway”,
“Don’t joke about that Joe, you’ve heard about the myth of the Hair and the Highway.

by Olivia Trdeeeuuuuuu March 12, 2021

highway roulette

See how far you can driving when you have to use the bathroom

I really lost at highway roulette after work yesterday

by Badgerboy17 December 19, 2016

Hershey Highway

The butt; specifically in the context of anal sex.

I went down the Hershey Highway last night and all I got was this lousy T-shirt and chlamydia.

by FreudianSlit May 14, 2018

Cock Highway

When he or she is missing just enough teeth to slide your wiener in and not get bit.

I was kinda scared to get a blowie off of her until she smiled. I'm gonna ride that cock highway all the way across the country with no worries about the tooth drag.

by Mikaela Slopko July 30, 2019

Highway L

Smoking a fat blunt or joint while driving on the highway with your homies

Heyy , wanna go for a highway L ?

by RaspberryT January 11, 2022

Hershey Highway

(A family joke I use) If your parents dont let you say "Butthole" here is another word.

"Jeez, your such a Hershey Highway."

by Hershey Chocolate April 13, 2020

Highway Camera

A camera, typically used by truckers, to protect themselves from fraudulent claims related to accidents.

When I got into an accident, my highway camera saved my ass from getting a ticket and losing my license.

by Eye on the Highway July 1, 2012