Herman

A man known as hejjmann. he is good in maths

How about you, Herman?

by arvidthelegend27 April 27, 2017

Herman story

A story told in a nasally, droll tone, that has no intrinsic value, and seems to go on forever.

Oh God, here comes Henry. He's probably going to tell us a herman story.

by ArlingtonHilltops March 16, 2009

herman

someone who is very strange and weird. he can be very funny at sometimes and others act like a complete psychopath. when he stares you down with his blank eyes you feel like the world is on fire.

that guy is really scaring me, hes probably a herman

by babycarrot69 December 26, 2018

Herman

Herman is usually a lighskin that sucks at sports, mainly basketball. Also Herman usually is a fat and gets no bitches

I would kill myslef if I looked liked herman

by NGO May 30, 2018

Herman

Sometimes nicknamed "Hermie", this is an example of someone who has a micropenis. Sometimes it is a nickname for a micropenis itself. People nicknamed "Hermie" usually have the smallest penis because they want to disassociate from the nickname for a micropenis. Hermie's are also obese, repulsive, and will always be single. Most of them HATE when they are called Herman instead of hermie.

Guy: Your name sucks, Herman.
Herman: IT'S HERMIE!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!

Girl: Your penis is a Herman
Guy: I assume that means small?
Girl: Yes

by CallusIsHere March 12, 2022

herman bang

gay ass danish book writer from the late 1800s

hey did you hear about herman bang the guy who banged men

by Sigvards gyatt is huge December 4, 2023

Sydney HerMAN

The moistest juicy thiccalicious thot ever

Damnnnnn Did y’all see Sydney herMAN ? She is t h i c c

by McBeanBoy June 9, 2018