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purple helmet yogurt slinger

one of the better synonyms for penis. Often said preceding laughter.
On his way to the carnival, the purple helmet yogurt slinger attacked several bearded clam encampments.
by Purple Helmet Yogurt Slinger October 27, 2008
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Hair Helmet

When someone has a large amount of hair on there head and its natural shape is that of a Motorcycle Helmet.
by SouCo Mapos September 24, 2007
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roman helmet

The art of placing your hairy sweaty nutsack on a rivals forhead. Then going in for the kill slapping down of the penis on the nose assuring victory. Also known as the "ender to all wars." Technique: Usually alcohol related 1. find the victim 2. ready the forces 3. engage the nutsack with the forehead 4. Drape shaft on nose 5. claim victory
I gave a dog a roman helmet yesterday. Then something happened that I dont want to talk about.
by Harvey Wallbanger May 7, 2005
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hemen

A trendy girl who’s got a unique name, she’s quite humorous and popular. Everyone tried to talk to her at once and people end up getting jealous. She laughs at everything and often says the phrase “and I oop-
Girl: hey you know that girl hemen?

Girl 2: yeah! She’s from the popular group with all ‘me popular kids!
Girl: yea she’s soo overrated but still very funny
Girl 2: hahahahaha true!
by yukito September 2, 2019
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Privacy Helmet

A product put out by Cinco, the Privacy Helmet is specially designed so that the user's roommate can have sex in his or her dorm room in complete privacy, while the subject using the helmet is still in the roommate's presence. The helmet emits a deafening sound and blinding mace in order to ensure the user does not sneak a peek at the sexual activity taking place in the dorm room.
I'll do you a solid, bro...you two can bang in the dorm, and I'll wear the Cinco Privacy Helmet.
by Herschaft May 14, 2010
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Purple Helmet Soldier

Are Purple Helmet Soldier has crossed into enemy territory and is prepared to fire!
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mud helmet

The fecal matter caked to one's penis after sexual relations in another's anus.
Dude, after ramming Alice in the ass, I had a serious mud helmet!!!
by cobramark20 December 27, 2008
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