ms humphries.

In love with Mr nowek has sex with him daily. Eat each others bums. Ms humphries is a wanka
And a little cunt.
She has a tiresome daily.
And she sometimes fucks girls.
Addicted to Pepsi max

ms humphries arrives late for school after Mr nowek funked her ms humphries.

by Cally79 March 21, 2022

steamed Humphrey

A sexual act in which your partner sits on your toes while fondling your balls and inserting your penis into their ear until you’re close to ejaculating. At that point, they then insert the penis into their right nostril and allow the climax to occur while screaming “Humphrey.”

Goddamn gents, Frida give me such a good steamed Humphrey the other night, she’s still blowing it out of her nose.

by Bitcheloid January 24, 2023

lily humphrey

a very weird girl who doesnt know when to shut up

ugh omg theres lily humphrey

by ppppy.austin April 4, 2023

Uncle Humphrey

A very dark white man

He’s an Uncle Humphrey

by Jadams772 November 1, 2025

roger wayne humphreys

Dead beat dad that lives in Brunswick, Georgia. Drunkard, fat and sellout to children.

Likes to kiss his bosses nuts. Married to fat spic with tacky hair.

Roger Wayne Humphreys is a loser and eats too much. A heart attack ready to happen.

by The Word1 November 9, 2017