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batten the hatches

a) (original meaning) : among fishermen in North America: on a vessel, especially vessels dedicated to winter time lobster and crab fishing, to close all entrances to the lower decks and crew cabins when you are in a storm

b) (my new and improved meaning): in Atlantic Canada and New England, a term meaning, in cities such as New York, Boston, Montreal, Halifax, to insulate the doors and windows of one's house for the winter months.
if you want to properly hibernate, be prepared to batten the hatches definition b), even if it costs a small fortune.
by Sexydimma December 9, 2014
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The Hatch

The worst Roblox event ever held to date, with The Haunt being a close second Actually, no, it isn't close. The Hatch is MUCH worse. The official game for the event has a <30% like rating and the games in it are pure slop. Not to mention that apparently Roblox used AI for the eggs.

The event first struck controversy when they allowed an infamous user by the name of "TheOfficialTeddy" to playtest the event's game. I'm not going to get into those details, if you don't know who I'm talking about then do some research. The event finally came out and oh, LORD. It was over the moment it started. Some of the games use blatant AI in their thumbnails and Roblox doesn't care.

Roblox has proven that they support generative AI and that they don't actually care about the games on their platform.
A Roblox player: "What the fuck Roblox?? I'm not playing "Find the Rainbow Toilet Morphs backrooms" and "Sprunki Killer" for an egg!"
Another Roblox player: "I know, right?? The Hatch sucks, Roblox can't make any good events anymore."
by Suzuki SV650S in blue July 5, 2025
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Snatch hatch

The zipper or button fly on a females pair of jeans
Do you feel a draft because your snatch hatch is open.
by krazykracker666 September 16, 2021
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Hatching

When you pull out a fish from your crotch-al area or region. Also, when stuff is just "happening".
"Yo dawg, I'm totally hatching with this chick right now!"
by YOmanWhatUpppppp February 21, 2022
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Hatched arm

When your penis sticks up and it feels like it’s gonna poke out of your pants
Susan - Jeez Noah you sure are having a hatched arm right now huh?

Ya Susan this shit happens all the time that teacher is so fucking hot
by 04793619375$;@:972 October 25, 2020
mugGet the Hatched armmug.

oval egg hatch

another word for vagina. the only people that call a vagina that are generally losers who don't get any action.
loser: dude! on WoW thy show a girls oval egg hatch!

cool kid: ugh.. your such a loser. just call it a vagina.
by whyyess5 August 1, 2008
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pap hatch

The hole in your botty from which you drop fecal torpedoes.
Gavin went to the toilet to empty his pap hatch.
by Marvin Jibbits March 19, 2024
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