your mothers a hatch

the best insult for people to call others mother

Your mothers a hatch, and your dads a noot

by Your_Mothers_A_Hatch June 24, 2018

Dirty Hatch

When you fuck a girl in the ass and finish in her mouth

When you (Dirty Hatch) fuck a girl in the ass and finish in her mouth

by Itsdh February 1, 2019

Karney-hatch

What happens to your anus after years of anal sex.

I'm 40 and now I've got santorum dripping out of my karney-hatch.

by Karney-hatch April 13, 2020

Hatch ass

An ass that's so gaped, everything falls out like bomb hatch doors on a plane.

Man that guy takes real fast shits, must have a real hatch ass.

by Limu emu September 2, 2020

"escape hatch" sneeze

Refers to a humongous "ah-choo!" that you consciously "divert" or "re-direct" the air-blast force of through your throat and out your mouth --- rather than letting it travel its "standard" path through your sinuses and out your nose --- thereby reducing the risk of a "wet 'n' messy" spray from your nostrils. Of course, you should still always cover your nose and mouth to minimize germy emanations in any case.

Performing the "escape hatch" sneeze can indeed often allow for cleaner nasal-cannon discharging, but it can also lead to hoarseness and a painful throat if excessively utilized in a fairly short period of time.

by QuacksO September 21, 2020

Hatched arm

When your penis sticks up and it feels like it’s gonna poke out of your pants

Susan - Jeez Noah you sure are having a hatched arm right now huh?

Ya Susan this shit happens all the time that teacher is so fucking hot

by 04793619375$;@:972 October 25, 2020

Fuzzy hatch

A hairy pussy that is shut too tight

I could not do any thing to her with that fuzzy hatch

by Jackparker November 2, 2017