Natural hat trick

The act of pissing, shitting and then jerking off in the same toilet during a single bathroom visit.

I went for a piss, that turned into a poop, and then I jerked off because of the porn I watched while I was pooping. The natural hat trick!

by 220swifty August 7, 2022

Hat Trick

When adian man goes down on a woman acum three times in a row. Originally a Canadian hockey term used to describe when a player scores 3 subsequent goals. Ever congenial Canadians, a savage example of Canadian hospitality, getting the poutine flowing. Canadians do it better. Mic drop.

When a Canadian man goes down on his girlfriend and makes her cum 3 times in a row.

I hat tricked Melissa last night and she's sleeping like a baby now.

My ex called me a frigid bitch, then I dumped his ass and got hat tricked by a hot Canuck.

by Minted Millions July 24, 2022

Haylock Hat Trick

The Haylock Hat Trick is defined as a male having sex with a female using all three holes within a 24 hour period (aka Anal, Vaginal & Oral).

Harry pulled off a Haylock Hat Trick with the girl he picked up at the bar last night.

by Gypsy May 26, 2022

Hairy Hat-trick

When a male has a piss, whilst scratching his balls and blowing his nose at the same time.

I’m so manly, I can complete a “Hairy Hat- trick” without pissing on the floor. Hairy Hat-trick

by anonymous June 30, 2023

Operation hat trick fuzzy button

Blocking donations from ebegging bums

Sam and Jose got their donations blocked when Operation hat trick fuzzy button was engaged.

by Professor Dick Down September 15, 2021

toilet hat-trick bullseye

While accomplishing a toilet hat-trick the toilet water splatter of the falling shit hits the asshole and now the asshole is full of sperm, urine and shit, or menstrual blood, urine and shit.

Oh man, I had a massive toilet hat-trick bullseye this morning. I had to whipe my ass 15 times before all the sperm, piss and shit was all off!

by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017

Polish hat trick

Getting tea-bagged three different times because you fell asleep at a party.

Mike fell asleep at midnight, so the guys gave him a Polish hat trick.

by potentiallydead March 13, 2013