harvenstein

a jewish man that has derived a passion for assaulting women.

That harvenstein sure can save a lot of money and still have time to pummel petite russian women into the gravelly pavement.

by richard gear May 7, 2009

Harlan

Harlans are usually short but pretty cool. They like playing video games and are pretty good at them. They also need to suck the souls out of babies 1-2 months old to stay immortal

Person 1: Hey is that a Harlan
Person 2: Hurry before he steals our baby’s soul

by Smallboi April 19, 2020

Little Havana

This is one of the 3 Cuban hoods, the other two being Flagler St. and Hialeah. This is where the Cubans are at, dominoes all day everyday, cafeterias on every corner, annual calle ocho festival plus alot of Cuban history. Miami's most festive place nigga!!!

Pepe: Oye consorte where we headed to today?
Chichi: to Little Havana pa' jugar un poco de domino brode!!

by pattycake October 31, 2007

hayvan

animal (in Armenian)

Hey hayvan come here.
i know that you are fukin hayvan.

by AK August 27, 2003

harangue

An oration, lecture, tirade

by Larstait November 6, 2003

Gentleman of Harvard

1) From the film "The Social Network," meaning one does not sully one's esteemed status by stooping to the level of the hoi polloi.

2) Ironic/polite way of saying, "This is beneath me."

Example 1:
Tracy: Beef Jerky?
Tina: Not for a Gentleman of Harvard.
Example 2:

Tracy: Should we sue a squirrely little geek who stole our idea and is worth 25 billion?
Tina: Not for a Gentleman of Harvard.

by bob beeflips October 24, 2010

Harvard Hotdog

Prior to recieving oral pleasures, a member of the male sex draws a pair of studious spectacles, various math equations, and large buck teeth on his Jack Johnson in order to shock the provider of the oral quoitus. Thus, the Harvard Hotdog has been accomplished.

Samuel: Hello there, Charles.

Charles: Hello there, Samuel.

Samuel: So, Charles. May I inquire as to how your evening with Emily went?

Charles: You may, good sir.

Samuel: Very good. How did your evening with Emily go?

Charles: Well, Samuel, I had a bit of fun with her in that regard.

Samuel: How do you mean, sir?

Charles: Well, Samuel, I pulled the old Harvard Hotdog.

Samuel: Very nice old chap!

Charles: Indeed, Samuel! It was the best of times for me. Unfortunately, I cannot say the same about dear Emily.

Samuel: What can one expect? I would be in shock, too, Charles!

Charles: Indeed! Fuck that cunt, Samuel!

by Samuel Bissell March 31, 2009