Dwayne rock hard johnson 

When Dwayne "the rock" Johnson is wrestling sometimes stuff happens. We wont talk about his speedo going from black to white

Whoa did you see Dwayne rock hard johnson last night?

Dwayne rock hard johnson by Vector X3 November 7, 2020

rode hard and put to bed wet 

The same original meaning as "rode hard and put up wet" in that it was originally used in refrence to a horse which was not cleaned and brushed after taking a ride.

The phrase is now used as a way to descride a slut in that she was rode hard (fucked) and put to bed wet (wanting more, wet as in horny).

"Look at that slut, Sally. She has been rode hard and put to bed wet."

rode hard and put to bed wet by enc0d3 April 26, 2006

real good, real hot, rock hard 

1) A term used to express facetious attractiveness found in individuals who are haggard. First employed by Carol's boss from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!

2) A expression used to induce a sense of enjoyment from an object.

1) Look at that homeless woman! Real good, real hot, rock hard!

2) How's that coffee mug treating you?
- Real good, real hot, rock hard!

real good, real hot, rock hard by Gormory Wexler February 27, 2009

ridin hard

Driving at least 10 to 15 mph faster than everyone else on the road to get somplace in a hurry. And doing it smoothly without looking like you're racing or being an asshole.

Yo, I was ridin hard on 95 to get back to the crib.

ridin hard by Pirata December 11, 2007

a red hard 

is a red (end) erected penis, when a man is sexually turned on.

he had a red hard on

a red hard by dude19859 January 7, 2010

rock hard pecks 

A tall handsome male, who gyms often. Maybe more then he should, benches well beyond his weight. Often defies human ability. Usually seen in magazines promoting such flawless pecks. Doesnt skip a singular chest day. Also masturbates in the mirror. The envy of every gym junkie. Smashes titty day.

'My my hollie, have you seen that guy at the gym woth rock hard pecks'

rock hard pecks by Boob buster June 20, 2017

Rock hard Theo 

He’s always hard.

“That guy is such a rock hard Theo”

Rock hard Theo by Fuckmillylillisamazing January 20, 2020