When a girl either can't, or is really bad at giving handjobs, they are refered to as a british handjob, meaning a british guy could do it better.
Guy 1: Did you get that handjob from grayce?
Guy 2: Nope she wouldnt do it, its like a british handjob
Guy 2: Nope she wouldnt do it, its like a british handjob
by LOLSUX January 19, 2010
Get the British Handjobmug. Much like fairy clapping, the fairy handjob is accomplished by using only the index and middle finger, as opposed to using the whole hand.
by woofbro February 9, 2014
Get the fairy handjobmug. The act of being masturbated and then before reaching climax the masturbator stops, sometimes in order to satisfy religious reasons of pre maritial pleasure and sometimes just becasue the woman is a lazy bitch
Wendy was so drunk that she started to jack me off but she fell asleep half way through so it ended up being a catholic handjob!
by obiwanshinobistrikesback April 21, 2018
Get the catholic handjobmug. When a person goes on to social networks and broadcasts how great they are in order to get attention as well as validation for actions. Acquaintances or Social network friends see post and reward announcement with likes and positive comments of how great they are. Most times the actions or thoughts of the broadcaster are unconfirmable and are used as ego boosters.
by Lombardidegrada January 13, 2014
Get the Internet handjobmug. a girl named megan that gives herself way too much credit for having a "witty" personality, but the only thing witty about her is the irrelevant verb hyfinated in to her name...she's decently cool as well
Hey Meg-handjob, could you shut up.
by ceeg10inches October 5, 2015
Get the meg-handjobmug. When a man is on all fours and his significant other jerks his cock from behind, and for bonus points eats his ass at the same time.
Man 1: Yo Brian's mom wants to milk my cock like a cow tonight!
Brian: Hey! Isn't that a backdoor handjob?
Brian: Hey! Isn't that a backdoor handjob?
by 4skinFrank August 6, 2016
Get the Backdoor Handjobmug. A sexual act where Person A sticks their hand up Person B's ass. Then Person B gives a handjob to another individual
She said she was into Muppets but I didn't know that she wanted to give her boyfriend a Henson Handjob
by Hand over the muppet August 26, 2021
Get the Henson Handjobmug.