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Haircut Remorse

A haircut that you end up hating and wish you did't get.
The barber cut too much.
You have a case of haircut remorse.
by LooooLOOO March 27, 2016
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e-haircut

see also ihaircut. When a person makes a change in their online identity.
Sally got an e-haircut when she changed her screen name on AIM.
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Drizzy haircut

A haircut that is flat on the sides and a little fro increasing from sides to the center of the head
The drizzy haircut is rocked by Drake the new upcoming artist
by digsterz February 1, 2010
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sailor's haircut

When a guy has sex with a girl doggy style grabs her hair into a pony tail and cuts it with a pair of scissors, then cums on her back and throws the hair on top of her cum covered backside.
That skank is worthy of a sailor's haircut.
by DananO March 7, 2008
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frankenstein haircut

A haircut that looks like the one that Frankenstein has.
"I got a frankenstein haircut today; it looks awful"
by Nacho Cheeze November 21, 2007
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bad haircut

Bad short cheap haircut done buy some 13-year- old pepper
Eric had a bad hair cut.
Iraq sucks
by Ouelette March 26, 2003
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Hitler Youth Haircut

The hairstyle, also called an "undercut", which was popular in the 1920s - 40s, which has once again become fashionable in the early 21st century. The haircut is characterized by long hair on the top of the head which is parted either way, and having the sides and the back of the head buzzed extremely short. The hair on the top of the head is often held in place by some type of styling gel or wax. The haircut was especially popular among the various military and civilian organizations of the National Socialist Party. Essentially, it makes men look like they belong in the Hitler youth, or some sort of Aryan fascist.
Person 1: Dude, what kind of weird haircut does that guy have?
Person 2: Oh, that's just a Hitler Youth Haircut.
Person 1: That guys is trying way too hard to look like Ryan Gosling.
Person 2: I know, what a douche.
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