Helen Clark, Prime Minister of New Zealand's gynocracy. Easily identifiable by her bad teeth, terrible haircut and most noticeably her incredibly low voice which makes her sound like a man. Can usually be seen around central Helengrad (Wellington, NZ) wearing a lime green or dark brown trouser suit and exercising control over her kingdom.
by John_T June 11, 2005
Not a small town at all. It has a population of just under 200,000. But the other entries about it being a shit-hole are right.
St Helens
by Greg Denmark December 26, 2010
"I don't think I've seen Jessica so drunk before last night"
"Yeah, she was Helen Keller for sure"
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"Yeah, she was Helen Keller for sure"
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by Memesauce July 28, 2016
When a guy and his wingman are doing a girl, one blows a load in her eye, and the other in her ear. The goal is twofold: to fill the ear canal with semen, and to hit her exposed eyeball with the respective cumshots. This effectively renders the girl both bind and deaf.
by manieman October 16, 2009
During the act of fellatio, the male receiving oral sex, without warning, rams his penis into the back of the throat of the giving person just before ejaculation, thus rendering the person speechless. He then pulls his penis out of the person's mouth and ejaculates in their eyes, rendering them blind. Immediately after, while the element of surprise still has the person confused, he boxes their ears, rendering them deaf. At this point, the only thing the person can do is stumble blindly about with their arms in front of them, gurgling unintelligibly, much like Helen Keller.
by OldDog June 09, 2007