Gusting

The act the spreading apart you partners butt cheeks and blowing gently upon their butthole.

I'm gonna give you the best gusting you ever had.

by Darth-Yort January 20, 2019

Crunchy Gustavo

Originated in 1774, a crunchy Gustavo is the act of jizzing on your partners face while they sleep, and letting it harden over like a face mask.

Babe I fuckin hate you! I can't get this crunchy Gustavo off my face!

by Mike the goat April 4, 2017

gustavo

1: a male, who is not necessarily Mexican, but may have South American or Polish roots 2: generally having the tendency to enjoy extreme sports, primarily jumping and flipping off of high altitudes, such as swing sets

Person 1: Did you see that flip he just did? I heard that guy is from Argentina!
Person 2: He must be a gustavo.

by gotmilk927 August 27, 2008

Jock Gusto

When your munching on the bush and the girl clamps her legs around your ears so you cant hear anything

I was eating out my chick and she clamped her legs on my ears to where i couldnt hear anything she gave me a jock gusto

by NighthawkSB November 6, 2010

the gustavo approach

where a man/woman approaches a mate with the sexual intent of a baboon. usually making monkey noises whilst nutting in their pants

i tried the gustavo approach on jessica last night , it worked out well.

by gustavo996 January 23, 2022

NMG (No Me Gusta)

NMG or " No Me Gusta" a phrase that translates to "I don't like" in Spanish. It is used as a response to something unpleasant, unfortunate, irrational, ugly, gross, and generally bad.

Pronunciation: No May Goosta, best if said with an English accent/ poorly pronounced Spanish.

"Yeah that movie...NMG"

"I have to miss happy hour, I'm working late."
"NMG (no me gusta)"

"Um, we haven't hung out in forever - NMG!"

On twitter: #NMG

by Almita August 2, 2011

me gusta

Actually, this means "pleases me" in spanish.

Me gusta la marijuana, means "The marijuana pleases me"

by Garendor April 13, 2006