Gunt Crew

A group of women who hang out together who are all ugly and have outstanding gunts. Usually, they have a leader of the group, commonly the ugliest, fattest, biggest gunt, known as the "Guntimus Maximus."

A gunt crew can also be referred to as a "Gunt Clan" or "Gunt Bunch."
Gross man, who invited the gunt crew to our party? Let's go insult them until they leave.
by Jazo116 June 14, 2009
mugGet the Gunt Crewmug.

Male gunt

A fat male where the area between his fat belly and his little cock fat hangs. The male version of gunt. Refer to gunt
Look at his male gunt, it makes his cock look so small!
by dont have a male gunt August 24, 2009
mugGet the Male guntmug.

gunt inspector

One who inspects gunts, either with the owners permission or not; methods of inspection can include stealth manoeuvres that can have high success rates when the owner is wearing a tight t-shirt, or is in a sitting position.

A chief gunt inspector usually obtains the owners permission, and will have racked up at least 10 gunt inspections, kind of like 'taking one for the team', but on a regular basis.
The gunt inspector showed me what she was really like OR if only the gunt inspector was here.
by ScottUK May 21, 2006
mugGet the gunt inspectormug.

SMUGGLE GUNT

A GUNT that has reached the size capacity that it can now be used to smuggle items.
Andy: "Sean, your mom's gunt has gotten so big she could smuggle stuff with it"

Sean: "Yeah, she's got a big smuggle gunt
by AJS410 June 29, 2011
mugGet the SMUGGLE GUNTmug.

Gunt Chunder

Vomit expelled from a gunt. Especially by Australian women with gunts
The sidewalk before her was covered in a ouddle of Gunt Chunder
by Gunderstench October 15, 2012
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Gunt-Button

is a second navel formed in the pelvic region of men by an overabundance of fat depositing in the areas surrounding the genitals causing the penis to become engulfed in a layer of fat.
That guy's so fat, he's gotta use a q-tip to clean out his gunt-button.

Friend: "Dude, check out that guys nasty gunt!"

You: "No man, that guys got a dick; he has a gunt-button."
by codiesels March 20, 2011
mugGet the Gunt-Buttonmug.

Forest Gunt

Variation of Gunt. With additional savory detail of a thicket of never trimmed pubic hair.
That Biernacki woman is so fat and nasty, you know she can't find her own gunt to shave; and who would shave it for her? Got to be a Forest Gunt.
by You Con Ho September 7, 2013
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