arse grapes

The bulbous purple grape like structures found to be hanging from the arse of haemorroid sufferers world-wide.

"Geez, my arse grapes are playing up big style! I'm off to buy a rubber ring"

by gogggg February 10, 2006

Grape-G

Word equation for rape. Grape minus G is equal to rape.

Sandy: When you go to Japan, don't get Grape-G'd
Tracy: What?
Sandy: Raped. Do the math.

by Choysen November 23, 2010

Butt Grape

A veiny hemmorhoid that has swelled to infection, and looks like a hanging grape on a deciduous and woody vine.

Frank: Hey Steve, we saved you a seat, sit down.

Steve: I would Frank, but I'm afraid I'd bust my Butt Grape.

by tedwilli9 September 27, 2008

Grape Sandwich

When you put your testicles between a woman's ass cheeks and she clenches them until they pop

Hey baby, I want a grape sandwich. Ow my balls!

by HentaiJoiBoy September 5, 2019

Grape Child

A friend among your circle who is slower than everyone else like Arnie in the movie What’s Eating Gilbert Grape.

Chris never gets the joke. He’s a grape child.

by Dirty girl undercover December 6, 2018

bust a grape

This is used in context of "he wouldn't bust a grape" as in he won't do shit. It's like saying someone wouldn't harm a fly as opposed to busting a cap, the sucka wouldn't bust a grape. Get it right youngsters.

That fool was talking about busting caps but he won't bust a grape!

by 96inthe916 June 15, 2018

grape swirl

When you ass fuck your woman that has hemorrhoids and they burst open. The blood then mixes with the Cum creating a grape swirl. One can chose to then wipe it on his partners face for added effect

At a party last week, my boy Des went upstairs ass fucked his girl then wiped the grape swirl over his girls forehead. Then they went back down stairs none the wiser. Except for the stain on her forehead.

by spideyskin May 26, 2021