goomba

(noun) A species of brown, mushroom-like animals with two feet, an abdomen, and a head with sharp teeth.

“I keep dying to these goombas!”

by MaybeARealWord April 19, 2021

goomba

a human being or god that is associated with Rasgornia.

I am goomba.

by rasgornian July 23, 2021

Goomba

A slang term for a weak underling or minion, originating from the Super Mario enemy of the same name.

Go send a couple goombas to take care of it.

by Mattjod July 29, 2021

Goombah moment

When your Italian friend says some dumb ass shit.

(Can be used on none Italians as a comparison as well)

Ex:

Tony: Hey if the world is round, then how come our maps are flat?

That is a goombah moment.

by That big WOP August 16, 2021

goomba strap

1. Eyewear retainers worn by dads, even though they aren’t near deep water or the backcountry (e.g. full-time Croakies)

2. The back strap of one’s sunglasses, used as a chick magnet. (It does not, in fact, attract chicks.)

Hey, Dad! Your goomba strap is a little crooked.

“Hide your woman! That man is wearing a goomba strap!”

by Truly Mr. Schmidt is the Best October 4, 2021

Goomba Man

Absolute fucking legend and will never be forgotten.

I GOT GOOMBA MAN TREE FROG CARD LETS GOOOO!!!

by Abdul Kruz January 10, 2022

Goomba

A brown person

Look at that goomba over there

by BigBrown12 February 11, 2022