Irish Goodbye

To depart, as from a bar or pub, without notifying the friends or family you are with.

Reed: "Hey, where is Dodge? He was supposed to buy the next round."

Collin: "I saw him about 20 minutes ago, standing next to the bar, swaying while he ordered a shot."

Reed: "You know what that means. He is probably a mile away by now, stumbling along a sidewalk, on his way home."

Collin: "He is truly the master of the Irish Goodbye."

by Dizzy Bizz April 18, 2010

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Cuban goodbye

Taking 45 minutes to leave a party as your Cuban spouse continues jabbering with her mother, her aunts, and her nieces.

Opposite of an Irish goodbye.

Every time I go to a party with Monkee in Miami, I spend 45 minutes in the driveway smoking my pipe as his espousa, Bertika, works the crowd in her Cuban goodbye.

by Sturgeons Rest September 17, 2015

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SAY GOODBYE, CREEP !!

something to mutter while watching "car dealer tv" ("broadcast" tv) while changing channels or muting a particularly annoying and offensive advertiser (i HATE this guy!!)

tv advertiser: blah, blah, blah, YOU: SAY GOODBYE, CREEP !!

by michael foolsley March 26, 2021

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Scottish Goodbye

When you announce your intention to depart from a party and start saying goodbye to people, and you also try to get your friends to leave with you, but are ultimately unsuccessful and end up staying.

Randy began a Scottish goodbye - he's been telling people he's leaving for the last three hours and he's still here!

by Travizzle October 7, 2014

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Irish Goodbye

The act of leaving a social gathering suddenly, and without any word of goodbye to the other attendees.

"Where did you go last night? Last I saw you were at the bar, doing tequila shots!"
"Yeah man, it all got a bit too real, so I pulled an Irish Goodbye, grabbed a taxi home and fell asleep on the toilet"

by Orangutani January 16, 2021

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