Goob’s Law

For every person that dies in the gooblagoon, Zakai and Adrian will take 3 breaks.

Guy1: heard about Goob’s law?
Guy 2: no what is it?
Guy 1: if some people die on our shift we can take 3 breaks

by Idunnomanz3 September 23, 2025

goob

goob is very very tiny man and he is really tiny because he’s just a tiny goob

goob is a baby

by goobisthebest November 22, 2021

Goob

Goob is a name for a guy that younger girls might use Goob usually plays baseball and is 2 years older then the girls that call him that

Girl 1: hey look at that kid what’s his name?
Girl 2: uhm he looks like a Goob

by The nicknamer January 2, 2022

Goob

Someone trash a fortnite on the extreme level.

Yooo that kid is trash, he’s a goob

by jelllyks December 2, 2019

Goob

(adjective.) guh-ō-b:
An endearing term referring to an individual that is inadvertently silly.

Silliness may or may not be limited to:
-Using excessive emojis
-Making noises when things are bumped into
-Makes up words
-Usually doesn't know what to do with his/ her hands
-Mouth kissing animals

Synonyms: nerd, dork, weirdo, nut

Alex is such a goob. He's always sending me a bunch of emojis at once.

by sk8rboi92 January 23, 2017

goob

good bitch

Kieran : Odin you fat little goob

Odin: kys

by Bricklayer Steven March 20, 2024

GOOB

The leader of a bunch of people who wish they own the world. Most of these people are either Republican politicians or hardcore capitalists, though there are also some total randos and even one Democrat. The GOOB is a supreme being whom these people worship, as they continue their attempt to make capitalism permanent.

Person 1: That guy just checked his phone, and his home screen is a photo of the GOOB.
Person 2: He got a PHOTO?
Person 1: We gotta get outta here NOW!

by TheRootSquad October 15, 2024