FOR GONDOR!
FOR GONDOR is usually a phrase men hear when a woman notices the condom has broken during intercourse, thus impregnating the helpless female.
But fear not, she now holds a mighty warrior in her womb raring for battle!
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FOR GONDOR is usually a phrase men hear when a woman notices the condom has broken during intercourse, thus impregnating the helpless female.
But fear not, she now holds a mighty warrior in her womb raring for battle!
_ _ _
*Upon withdrawal of the penis from the vagina, woman notices condom has broken*
Woman: Oh no THE CONDOOOOOM!!
In Man's Head: FOR GONDOOOOOR!!
FOR GONDOR!
Woman: Oh no THE CONDOOOOOM!!
In Man's Head: FOR GONDOOOOOR!!
FOR GONDOR!
by FORGONDOR October 24, 2011
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It's a mixture of Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Herpes, and the Clap.
Pronounced: Gone-a-sif-a-herp-a-clap
It is also customary to clap once when somebody says this
It's a mixture of Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Herpes, and the Clap.
Pronounced: Gone-a-sif-a-herp-a-clap
It is also customary to clap once when somebody says this
Man 1: Dude, that girl is a total slut...she freaking gave me Gonnosyphiherpeclap.
Man 2: *Claps hands once*
Man 1: What the fuck was that for?
Man 2: *Claps hands once*
Man 1: What the fuck was that for?
by jewboy11505 May 5, 2009
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Is when you’re doing something against what’s expected of you but doing it in a way that’s grimey and dirty. Going against the idea at hand and resisting what’s expected of you and be a grime ball about it.
That John guy is being a real gonko. He never listens to anything we have to say.
Man quit being a fukn gonko mane! Order me a taco while you’re there! Gonko taco mane!
Pete’s the biggest gonko in the office, he never comes to happy hour. Damn gonko.
Man quit being a fukn gonko mane! Order me a taco while you’re there! Gonko taco mane!
Pete’s the biggest gonko in the office, he never comes to happy hour. Damn gonko.
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Student 1; "Hey can I spray the Gojo?"
Student 2; "Oh man, I've got Gojo on my hands. Where's the Gojo rag?"
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