git gud

A phrase said to mock/give advice to someone that lost and isn’t good.

1 “I lost a thousand dollars last night in Poker.”
2 “lol git gud you dumb hobo

by GrassiestOfTheGrassy July 24, 2021

git gud

A lame ass excuse Dark Souls players use to criticize players who do not enjoy their beloved franchise.

Curious Gamer: Damn this game is so damn hard, it doesn't even allow you to adjust to the difficulty. How do I get past these 6 enemies who've just appeared not even 15m into the game?

Random Person: git gud

Curious Gamer: Not helpful.

Random Person 2: u just suck ass at Dark Souls and have no idea how to play games. git gud

Curious Gamer: ...

git gud or git rekt

by RealFreaq May 25, 2016

old git

What I call my Granddad.

"Now then, you old git!"

by psycho bitch March 14, 2004

pikey git

A saying that is indirectly somewhat offensive to gypsies meaning a person who is tight and/or scabs off their mates and other people.

- Why do you always fare dodge on the trains and look on the floor for pennies?
- Well, I am a bit of a pikey git.

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

git bag

a womans vagina ; pussy

your mother is a git bag

by eric j alexander June 16, 2008

Jammy Git

Little bugger
Sly
Bastard
Good-for-nothing

"How'd you get out of that one you jammy git!"

"What's your problem you jammy git?"

by TillyPorter January 1, 2006

chubby git

a fat (chubby/Festively plump fellow or female) who's a bit of a moron/idiot.

Teacher gives out sweets to children after completing a considerably hard English lesson.

Teacher feels like they need rewarding so teacher picks the finest haribo sour sweets from the local sainsbury's

Teacher gives out the sweets to all the children, the skinnier children have accepted one fizzy cherry with humble gratitude.

Teacher comes up to the festivaly plump fat bastard kid in the class and hands him a sweet.

Teacher " well done on your effort, here you go!"

Student " you give me two now"

Teacher " no you chubby git"

another example,

Two young bucks are getting it on (man and wife) , they start performing oral sex upon each other when the girl whose is slightly weightier than the man gets carried away and wont stop sucking him off

the man gets annoyed and starts to feel uncomfortable after feeling a contestant graze from her inside molar on his banjo string and says "i think you've had enough for one day you chubby git!!" which ultimately stops the blow job after much offence to the chubby bitch wife.

by george orwell 2 February 22, 2014