git gud

A phrase said to mock/give advice to someone that lost and isn’t good.

1 “I lost a thousand dollars last night in Poker.”
2 “lol git gud you dumb hobo

by GrassiestOfTheGrassy July 24, 2021

git gud

A lame ass excuse Dark Souls players use to criticize players who do not enjoy their beloved franchise.

Curious Gamer: Damn this game is so damn hard, it doesn't even allow you to adjust to the difficulty. How do I get past these 6 enemies who've just appeared not even 15m into the game?

Random Person: git gud

Curious Gamer: Not helpful.

Random Person 2: u just suck ass at Dark Souls and have no idea how to play games. git gud

Curious Gamer: ...

git gud or git rekt

by RealFreaq May 25, 2016

old git

What I call my Granddad.

"Now then, you old git!"

by psycho bitch March 14, 2004

pikey git

A saying that is indirectly somewhat offensive to gypsies meaning a person who is tight and/or scabs off their mates and other people.

- Why do you always fare dodge on the trains and look on the floor for pennies?
- Well, I am a bit of a pikey git.

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

git bag

a womans vagina ; pussy

your mother is a git bag

by eric j alexander June 16, 2008

Jammy Git

Little bugger
Sly
Bastard
Good-for-nothing

"How'd you get out of that one you jammy git!"

"What's your problem you jammy git?"

by TillyPorter January 1, 2006

Get’n Git

Get’n Git' is a hybrid quick-stop, one-stop-shop, get-in and get-the-hell-out convenience store gas station. The Get’n Git’ is fused to offer not just fast quality gas, but mouthwatering tasty treats of self-indulging succulent prizes such as no-expiration packaged honey buns, gourmet industrial coffee with choice creamers, or even the coveted grand slam crispy skinned jumbo dog endlessly spinning on heat rollers. The Get’n Git offers self-serving microwavable double stuffed hot pockets, lucid ice-cream doodads and sparkled thingamabobs, laced with coveted flagship flavorful frozen drinks and mixed collections of soda pops and delectable drinks. This pole-positioned popular pleasing paradise maintains its notoriety of speedily whipping up an assortment of refreshing nibbles in the hotbed of nirvana, while getting in and getting out before the store manager subtly waves a shotgun while emphasizing Git’! because you can’t decide, pay, and get going!

Customer Gavin: “Hey you got any butterfingers or tootsie pops”?

Store Manager: “Yeah! Now Get’n Git”!

by Torsiondrummer October 2, 2018