verb: the act of treating a girl you're dating as your girlfriend in public. This girl is often confused by these actions and is lead to believe that she is "different" from the other women you are dating. Behavior commonly displayed during girlfriending include: constantly holding hands giving her kisses when she's said something cute, and and leading her around the bar by her hand.
Guy 1 "That mandi chick just asked me to go meet her parents this weekend. WTF?"
Guy 2 "Dude, you were girlfriending her all last night at the bar. You introduced her as 'My partner in crime' to everyone."
Guy 2 "SHIT!"
Guy 2 "Dude, you were girlfriending her all last night at the bar. You introduced her as 'My partner in crime' to everyone."
Guy 2 "SHIT!"
by Sexy_Librarian February 08, 2010
Someone who will leech off of you, until they have consumed all your resources and friends, before they move on to someone else etc.
AKA, a computer virus.
AKA, a computer virus.
My girlfriend spent all my money and made me lose my mates, and now she's fucking that guy from burger king.
by thejamdude September 25, 2005
by Balla-4-Life September 03, 2003
by Anonymous November 07, 2003
- yo girlfriend "Put down the toliet seat and clean the piss off of it. Take out the trash the house is stinking up. Replace the toliet paper roll. Pick up your smelly socks. I don't like it doggie style (BANG BANG BANG) it's too impersonal."
For every beautiful woman there is a guy that is tired of fucking her, wanna swap?
For every beautiful woman there is a guy that is tired of fucking her, wanna swap?
by dirtydog October 10, 2003
Somone whos there to be with oyu no matter what. Occasionaly thye'll fuck up and dump you and say shit like. "Oh its cool i always be in love with you. Your vital to my existence." Then you just feel like shit because your like the gay best friend. -_-
*the old girlfriend to ex thats "vital to existence"* Will you hold my purse while i go dance with my new boyfriend? *hands purse and kisses cheek* Thanks love you!
by BBWolf September 02, 2006
A socialy accepted prostitute. A man cannot get one unless he has money or an incredibly large penis.
Guy1:Damn! I just found out my girlfriend is cheating on me with my best friend who is black.
Guy2: I told you it was coming. What did you expect? You are asian, you need to be rich to keep a fine bitch.
Guy1: But I bought her a diamond necklace with my life savings. I gave her everything!
Guy2: But with girlfriends everything is not enough. Now come on, let's go to Tijuana and get some prostitutes to give us sex for $10 it's much cheaper than a girlfriend and there are no emotions involved so you can't get hurt.
Guy2: I told you it was coming. What did you expect? You are asian, you need to be rich to keep a fine bitch.
Guy1: But I bought her a diamond necklace with my life savings. I gave her everything!
Guy2: But with girlfriends everything is not enough. Now come on, let's go to Tijuana and get some prostitutes to give us sex for $10 it's much cheaper than a girlfriend and there are no emotions involved so you can't get hurt.
by A man's man July 15, 2006