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You Can't Always Get What You Want

What is said by parents when their spoiled kids start asking for stuff they can't afford.
Michelle: So for my sixteenth birthday, I want Black Ferrari and a penguin.
Dad: You can't always get what you want.
by haham September 7, 2012
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Can you guys try to get me a girlfriend

Talking to the Jewish UrbanDictionary Editors, here.

I think they still might be watching me.

Anyway, finding a decent girl is becoming harder than I thought. Do you guys have any single Jewish females hanging around? I’m not really sure how to go about getting the perfect girl. It’s making me so mad and sad.
Can you guys try to get me a girlfriend ?

Just in case you Jewish guys are still there and are concerned
by anonymous March 11, 2022
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GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN

a heavily-intensified way of saying an escape line, originating from the game "Baldi's Basics" after collecting all 7 notebooks.
now all ya need to do is..
**GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN**
by SCG-1171 November 18, 2022
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Here are a list of things to do if you get scammed:
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die
Friend 1: Bro, what can you do if you get scammed?

Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead

Friend 1: dead, next

Friend 2: tell ur pet rock

Friend 1: oh thanks mate!
by DaRealKey November 13, 2019
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Empathy for one. In the absence of empathy, if the amount of energy takes for you to get me to do a thing supersedes the amount of energy required for the thing to be done then it wouldn't be practical for you to make me do the thing. Additionally, my awareness of my own mortality makes it impossible for me to be perpetually made to do thing because I can always just kill myself. It incentivizes harming you and the things you care about. It gives your enemies a de-facto ally. But it's intriguing that you think that there is only one reason...
JeerpJoop "If I can make you do what I want and get away with it, why should I not?"

Hym "Well, for starters, there's more than one reason. Secondly, you literally can't. You can only leverage (either) my desire to live against performing the act OR the hope that I may not have to continue doing it indefinitely. Which is how you get people to stay in your suffering cult. You leverage their desire to live and their hope that their suffering will end to get them to do what you want or behave how you want to behave. It's actually kind of illuminating to because if you're God rewards screwing people over then is it not evil? Sounds evil. It ties back into you not actually believing in God but rather believing that God is on your side and that it will forgive you if you do the opposite of what it said."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2023
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by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 11, 2025
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Get Candy

A term commonly used by MOBA players to tell someone in a family friendly manner that they should get cancer
TurboBulken: get candy
JB: What?
by DogeEatsKebab November 2, 2021
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