Gerald

The strong silent type. Very muchly of Cuban descent. Holds the universe together in his bare hands. His only weakness is water that is not deemed pure by The magical unicorn fairies of angels of God. He can be a homicidal maniac and will fuck you up. you're only warning is if he bursts into rapid fire spanish. you can run, but you won't run far because he will create a crater and it will suck your soul from yo' body!

Guy 1: F*** YOU GERALD!!!
Guy 2: dude shut the hell up! do you wanna be sucked into a soul sucking crater???
Guy 1: oh my gawd it's true...
Gerald: Voy a pisar el patio de su cuerpo que culo agujero!!!
Guy 2: don't try to run....
Guy 1: Nooooooooooo-------
Gerald: mmmmm sooooouuullllssss....

by FreeSnickers October 6, 2011

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when the ash on your blunt, joint, or cigarette piles up so high that it looks like Gerald's hair from "Hey Arnold!".

Jim: Yo dude you might wanna ash soon. Your blunt is geralding hard.

or

Stacy: The gerald on my cig was so high, it fell all over my pants.

by nastyvibrations July 15, 2011

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Gerald

A person who is commonly confused with Gilbert. They are usually trying to find love, but is always rejected. People say they always knows him, but no one tries to hang out with him. He pretty average in school with B's and C's. He make jokes mostly depressing one along with puns.

Gerald: hey would u like to go out with me
Girl:no I only see u as a friend

by The missing eggplant October 7, 2017

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