A forbidden game which when played, instantly adds 50 kilograms of fat on your body and generates a fatal allergy to grass. Playing Genshin Impact puts the gamer at a huge risk of losing their father or sometimes both parental figures Genshin Impact is simialar to league of legends and other various anime-related video games which have the same effects on any life forms.
by DuckWithToast May 22, 2023
A Shit game that will endeavor your soul and money.
It will make you horny and even question yourself at a point.
"Don't play the life-sucking game ", - A Wise Whale.
It will make you horny and even question yourself at a point.
"Don't play the life-sucking game ", - A Wise Whale.
by Wise Whale September 29, 2022
The game that not only turns your kids gay, but it’s also the root cause for bankruptcy, low GPAs, and the prime reason digital footprint exists.
Mars: Oh fuck me!
Gia: What’s wrong?
Mars: Our family has gone bankrupt! Billy spent over $7000+ on this game called “Gayshit Impact” and now he won’t stop talking about this guy named Zhongli and how he’s married to him! Isn’t that strange?! We also lost our house because Billy bought this thing called a…”C6 Zhongli?” I should disown him!
Gia: Aah. Your son has become a victim of Their brainwashing. Genshin Impact has done it again.
Gia: What’s wrong?
Mars: Our family has gone bankrupt! Billy spent over $7000+ on this game called “Gayshit Impact” and now he won’t stop talking about this guy named Zhongli and how he’s married to him! Isn’t that strange?! We also lost our house because Billy bought this thing called a…”C6 Zhongli?” I should disown him!
Gia: Aah. Your son has become a victim of Their brainwashing. Genshin Impact has done it again.
by ashcrayfr February 15, 2023
by MrBeanerMan April 29, 2022
by ussy May 28, 2022
a game full of gay people who will come up to you and steal your materials. Also there are not many maidens left in this game, sadly.
by keelee~bred April 18, 2024
by Unknown.?? May 02, 2022