Garage Sailing

The act of going to multiple garage sales, usually involves waking up early on the weekends and bargaining for lower prices on items you can flip on eBay.

I went garage sailing one weekend for a few hours and made over $100 selling that shit online.

by Mel G. July 10, 2022

Garage Break

A legal way of saying you're going to smoke weed.

I'll be right back. I'm going for a garage break.

by Assassin5953 September 15, 2017

garage mirage

When an adult person lives in his or her parent's garage (or basement), and believes that he or she is independent and properly functioning in the real world.

After 10 years of no progress, I had to tell my friend that his life was nothing more than a garage mirage.

by Arnie Grape May 11, 2021

groin garage

male genitilia. often the big scary, monster-like kind.

"i'm gonna stab him in the groin garage too!"

by Jadizzle June 29, 2007

Piece Garage

A female who is worthy of taking the piece.

"Emma Watson is a total piece garage."

by Supabeast4life September 7, 2014

Garage Dick

When you are a shower, not a grower, you have a garage Dick.

My man looks small, but when he breaks out that garage Dick you better respect.

by Transcendent Fungi March 13, 2021

garage fail

A garage fail, is a play on the words "garage sale," and is used as a declaration that a particular garage sale is so bad, often with very few items, that it is not worth stopping at.

"Do you want to stop at this garage sale?"
"NO! All they have is a couple of boxes of clothes... more like a garage fail."

by Leitmotiv February 16, 2014