guided crackhead

A crackhead (or other person of violent, irrational behavior, such as a crystal meth addict) who is intentionally given information as to where a particularly choice/valuable target may available by theft or armed robbery. The implicitly or explicitly intended victim, however, may be someone who it is known will be home at the time of the assault, to be disposed of before the valuables are taken. In this manner the crackhead is used as a 'fire-and-forget' weapon, like a guided missile.

Having grown tired of her middle-manager-husband's extramarital shenanigans, Mrs. Lane set a guided crackhead on him, and then raked in a significant insurance haul while she played up the "grieving widow" publicly.

by DoomRooster February 4, 2008

Gidardar

Adj: Beyond large in size, generally referring to quantity of smoke inhaled.

Person 1: "Holy shit, that hit was gidardar!"
Person 2: "Yeah man, I'm fucking stoned"

by AdamRussel January 5, 2010

guadalupe hoe

One who floats the Guadalupe River. Walking their tube resembling a baby goat or giraffe. Randomly joins established parties. Willing to show titties for Jell-O shots.

“Can you believe my husband just whistled at that Guadalupe hoe.”

by River Karen July 13, 2022

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

best science fiction book ever, part one of The Hitchhiker's Trilogy in Five Parts

Still waiting on the movie.

by Shawn E. April 18, 2003

Guido

A man of Italian decent, who, after he has finished snorting obnoxious amounts of cocaine and fist bumped holes into your wall, would like nothing more than to take a power dump on your couch to assert his dominance and convert your daughters ez-bake oven into a tanning bed for his dick. Traditionaly a guido's goal in life is to make trashy classy.(i.e. designer wifebeaters). Guido's have often been described as a gym rat/date rapist with class.

Guy 1: " Bromeo have you heard from Tony B"
Guy 2: " Ya I was at his house yesterday. He just sat in his chair and did nothing but use his shake weight for 2 hours while maintaining that " it's not guy unless a guy actually splooges all over your face." And only then because it could ruin ones spray on tan."
Guy 1: " What a guido."

by dslice1234 January 2, 2012

Guide Surfing

The art of watching a TV show and using your digital set-top box guide feature to see what else is on TV.

I quit channel surfing when I got a digital cable box and started guide surfing.

by valleymd April 16, 2010

Guido Cheeto

A guido cheeto is simply, A GUIDO (an Italian American man usually residing in New York or New Jersey. He wears shirts that are too tight and unbuttoned 5 buttons too low to show off the chest that he spent hours and hours at the gym obtaining, he spends more time on his hair than his girlfriend, and continues to "hit the clubs" long into his mid to late 30's. Often attracted to the female version of himself, the guidette.) that spray tans much which makes them ORANGE... In-turn... Guido Cheeto!

Look at that Guido Cheeto on the boardwalk... He clearly needs to take a break from the spray tan....

by AndreaAK-47 July 25, 2011