balls in a vice-grip

1)When someone encounters a particularly difficult situation.

2)Or when a male has his genitals placed in a piece of apperatus owned by a carpenter.

1) Man, this court case has my balls in a vice-grip.

by JJ November 25, 2003

grids

Gay Related Imune Deficiancy Syndrome. Early slang term for AIDS.

I have the grids.

by zulu June 15, 2003

gripload

a whole hell of a lot something, way more than necessary.

"Holy hangover batman...we drank a gripload last night."

by Audrey Barskey October 9, 2003

Tracy Grimshaw

The one who Gordon Ramsay called an old ugly pig. The host of A Current Affair.

Tracy Grimshaw is a heartless bitch!

by parafieldgardens4eva August 24, 2010

balls in a vice grip

When a man is under extreme stress or pressure, usually from a female, due to a mistake or deadline.

Damn, my girl has my *balls in a vice grip* because I cheated on her.

by Devil421 November 26, 2003

grip

To have a abundant amount of something

Yo! I got a grip of cash today, lets go spend it.

or

Theres no need to buy more beer, I have a grip at home.

by Nemon23 October 4, 2002

The bowlers grip

Where you insert your thumb into the female anus, and place both your middle finger and ring finger into her vaginal passage from the rear. In a simular/same fashion as you would hold a bowling ball.

Ron: Hey man, you go down the bowling alley last night?
Jeremy: Nah man, I did give Carlos' mother the bowlers grip down a different alley last night though.
Both Ron & Jeremy: AWOOGAWOOGAHOOGA!
Ron: Sweet.

by Top banter. July 7, 2011