I found an iphone in my pocket the other day, absolute no clue how it got there, someone must have been gift pocketing
by clown socks August 21, 2022
A gift fart is the product of gift farting wherein a farter exudes a foul odour into the proximity then leaves the area so as to be remembered by the people remaining in the room or to place blame on another.
Ah man, I just left a bunch of gift farts throughout the party as I was heading for the garden. I was like a human muck spreader.
by The Joff. November 12, 2013
A touching and moving short story by O. Henry that has stood the test of time as a poetic example of sacrificial love.
P: Have you read that book called The Gift of the Magi?
A: Yeah, that is one of the purest demonstrations of true love.
A: Yeah, that is one of the purest demonstrations of true love.
by anongirl456 September 19, 2020
A gift given to the host of a party as a gesture of thanks for their invitation.
Can include items such as flowers, a bottle of wine or food.
Can include items such as flowers, a bottle of wine or food.
by mooooonlight April 06, 2017
Injury that is most common between children ages 3-14 years old caused by receiving far too many presents for either Christmas or Birthdays.
Daughter: "I cannot open anymore Christmas presents because I think I have "gift elbow". I wish there WEREN'T SOO MANY."
Dad: I wish I had "gift elbow".
Dad: I wish I had "gift elbow".
by jrite642 April 14, 2011
Dad: I just bought the kids a puppy for Christmas.
Mom: Both you and I know you're collateral gifting, honey.
Mom: Both you and I know you're collateral gifting, honey.
by TheWizardOfMeh August 15, 2017
The act of someone farting immediately before leaving a room; leaving that special something to be remembered by.
by naitsirhc August 24, 2009