Face Furniture

Sunglasses normally quite big and/or flash

He's rockin some shit hot Face Furniture yo!!

by MinXylaBoo August 19, 2008

furnoise

a decease which causes the patient to encounter flashes of abstract visions. usually caused by creative frustrations or improper cutting of the toenails.

diagnosed with furnoise... Mr. Goober Wacker could barely make it up the stairs.

by vhat slaffer June 19, 2003

Furni

The plural of furnace

Damn bro look at all those furni!

by dabruisa March 1, 2022

Farnis

A fart emitted from a phallis (penis). A contraction of "fart" and "penis".

Fem. "What's that smell?"
Male. "Oh, i just dropped a mad farnis!"

by Dave Fuckface January 11, 2012

rearranging the furniture

The act of smoking weed in the living room whilst pretending to assemble IKEA objects.

Wife: Dinner in three minutes

Husband: Ok, I'll be there. Just rearranging the furniture!

by IkeaBro85 January 4, 2014

furniture

referring to ones teeth

damn dogg did you see that hoe's furniture, it was all messed up!

by mardo September 18, 2005

Street furniture

All the crap you need when you go out: hat, sunglasses, dog, bag, phone, drugs, coat, gloves, scarf, condoms,keys, comb, etc.

Woman: "Will you hurry up - we're going to be late."
Man: "Hang on while I get my street furniture"

by hellbell July 11, 2008