A fanboy who plays only console video games. The only PC games they'll touch are free (and often terrible) ones, such as Gunbound, Runescape, or Kings of Chaos/Outwar.
The console fanboy is bitter towards anyone who prefers PC gaming, as their chugging, ten year old 486 running Windows 95 with a dialup connection is so completely obsolete that they can barely load their internet browser, let alone play a game.
Tries to back up their crippling lack of technology by denouncing the keyboard/mouse setup as "too hard to use" or lamenting that online PC gaming lacks some kind of close social aspect that only being in the same room can apparently provide (never mind the presence of voice chat or the LAN party).
The console fanboy can often be made to see the error of their ways as long as a slight amount of force is used.
The console fanboy is bitter towards anyone who prefers PC gaming, as their chugging, ten year old 486 running Windows 95 with a dialup connection is so completely obsolete that they can barely load their internet browser, let alone play a game.
Tries to back up their crippling lack of technology by denouncing the keyboard/mouse setup as "too hard to use" or lamenting that online PC gaming lacks some kind of close social aspect that only being in the same room can apparently provide (never mind the presence of voice chat or the LAN party).
The console fanboy can often be made to see the error of their ways as long as a slight amount of force is used.
"My computer can't run Doom 3 but I don't really care because I never liked PC games. But anyways, wait 'til you hear what I did on Gunbound yesterday!"
"I'm telling you, wireless mice simply don't stack up against a camera stick."
"No, you... You just don't understand the kind of feeling you get when you and your friends all have to sit in the same room in order to play Smash Bros. It's not the same experience, I swear!"
"I'm telling you, wireless mice simply don't stack up against a camera stick."
"No, you... You just don't understand the kind of feeling you get when you and your friends all have to sit in the same room in order to play Smash Bros. It's not the same experience, I swear!"
by RealGTX June 24, 2005
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"Halo is the only good game on xbox wow nintendo they never repeat ideas"(one thousand mario games later)
"Sony is stupid they just get money kuz there system has a dvd player"
"MARIO IZ TEH ROXORZ LOLOL"
"METROID PRIME HAS SO MUCH BETTER MULTIPLAYER THEN HALO 2 BECAUSE HALO 2 IS MADE BY MICROSOFT AND IT MAY POLUTE MY BRAINS"
"THE SHIG IS MY GOD"
this is an example of a sega/nintendo Fanboy
"Sony is stupid they just get money kuz there system has a dvd player"
"MARIO IZ TEH ROXORZ LOLOL"
"METROID PRIME HAS SO MUCH BETTER MULTIPLAYER THEN HALO 2 BECAUSE HALO 2 IS MADE BY MICROSOFT AND IT MAY POLUTE MY BRAINS"
"THE SHIG IS MY GOD"
this is an example of a sega/nintendo Fanboy
by Sean T November 15, 2005
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A person who weighs 300+ pounds, never goes outside, says they smoke weed, and claimed they sleep with your mom.
during a game online: (guy gets killed) I HATE THIS (breaks disc and goes upstairs and begs for his mom to buy another game and gets it).(the guy makes your mom joke)(the other guy likes ps4,so the guy screams at him). This is an example of a Xbox One Fanboy
by Carsun July 15, 2016
Get the xbox one fanboy mug.Italian Slang: Literally, "go stick it in your ass!" or "Up your ass." Derived from "Va F'anculo," an exclamation of annoyance or contempt.
by weave March 16, 2003
Get the bah- fungoo mug.An extremely devoted follower of a particular media (i.e. film, film director, band, TV series, writer) who takes their love a step further by deriding those who have an opposing opinion. Early use of the term had been directed to anime and Stars Wars "geeks". However, growing popularity of both has limited this stereotype and "newer" fanboy subjects tend to be more polarizing in popularity. Typically, fanboys spend their time lurking around internet messageboards, calling any detractor of their media a "troll", "idiot" or just allege detractor(s) don't "understand" particular subject. Knee-jerk responses like this (over rational, intelligent discussion) makes for quick and easy attribution. Fanboys are also known for creating their own realities and interpretations of their beloved subjects.
The nu-metal band Tool and film director Wes Anderson are both noted for having fanboy followings.
The nu-metal band Tool and film director Wes Anderson are both noted for having fanboy followings.
TARANTINO FANBOY: I just watched "The Untouchables" last night, wow did that movie rip off "Pulp Fiction"!
NOT A FANBOY: Did Brian DePalma time travel 7 years ahead of 1987? I didn't know they had that technology back then.
TARANTINO FANBOY: OK, well then, "City on Fire" ripped off "Reservoir Dogs", the plot similarities are too close for comfort!
NOT A FANBOY: I guess Ringo Lam must have time traveled as well, because City of Fire was also released in 1987, well before Reservoir Dogs.
TARANTINO FANBOY: That is a lie! U R nothing but a Tarantino hater, U should stick to Disney and the Family Channel and leave the unique original filmmaking up to US!!!!!
NOT A FANBOY: Did Brian DePalma time travel 7 years ahead of 1987? I didn't know they had that technology back then.
TARANTINO FANBOY: OK, well then, "City on Fire" ripped off "Reservoir Dogs", the plot similarities are too close for comfort!
NOT A FANBOY: I guess Ringo Lam must have time traveled as well, because City of Fire was also released in 1987, well before Reservoir Dogs.
TARANTINO FANBOY: That is a lie! U R nothing but a Tarantino hater, U should stick to Disney and the Family Channel and leave the unique original filmmaking up to US!!!!!
by ChoWares January 3, 2008
Get the fanboy mug.A funblower is a person that refuses to have fun and in doing so blows all the fun away for others. A funblower does not believe in smiling. laughing, speaking, or going to get ice cream. A funblower is a term of endearment and should not be used to describe serious mean people. Calling someone a funblower is a good way to get them to loosen up and live a little.
A: "Hey SS want to go to Graeter's and get some ice cream?"
SS: " Is the funblower coming because if he is I do not want ice cream!"
A (laughing): " Who is the funblower?"
SS: " Mr. F!"
A (laughing so hard she pees in pants): " What is a funblower?"
SS: "Mr. F is a funblower because he blows all the fun away"
A: " SS, you are brilliant. I have never in my life come across a more spot on description of a person. Now come on I have to go change my pants and tell the funblower that we are going to go get ice cream without him"
SS: " Is the funblower coming because if he is I do not want ice cream!"
A (laughing): " Who is the funblower?"
SS: " Mr. F!"
A (laughing so hard she pees in pants): " What is a funblower?"
SS: "Mr. F is a funblower because he blows all the fun away"
A: " SS, you are brilliant. I have never in my life come across a more spot on description of a person. Now come on I have to go change my pants and tell the funblower that we are going to go get ice cream without him"
by alilann1975 August 2, 2009
Get the FUNBLOWER mug.People on the popular social site, Facebook, who repeatedly become fans of things such a sports team, a famous actor, or most likely an action or something that happens in their life such as, ""Are you ok?" Well Im Obviously not, but ill say yes anyway." and "face book is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall."
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