duh football

An expression used upon doing something hare-brained or stupid.

Egads! I completely forgot to turn off the circuit breaker before sticking my penis across those bare wires, duh football!

by Dentar July 30, 2008

gay foot fetish

a guy who lieks to suck on other guys feet; or mastubate with feet

he has a gay foot fetish

by Zacc August 31, 2007

Football Widow

N. A woman who must cope with the temporary death of her relationship during football games.

Nothing will draw Stalney away from the TV on Sunday. Jill realized she's become a football widow.

by Julie H December 8, 2005

tooty frooty

literally everyone's childhood dream jelly bean flavor.

"oh my god! i got a tooty frooty!"

"NO WAY!"

by a famous austrian painter April 28, 2021

Foot Charliehorse

When your foot cramps up and you experience intense pain.

Joe- ARGGGGHHHH
Mike- What is it?
Joe- FOOT CHARLIEHORSE!

by riggadig July 25, 2010

football zombie

A person who is so obsessed with football that they tune out the rest of the world and become unresponsive to any unrelated stimuli. This occurs during the game itself, any news pertaining to football, or whenever they read about football. And any free time they have is spent immersing themselves in football.

My husband has turned into a football zombie. When Sunday afternoon comes, I get no attention from him.

by IH8FB November 12, 2012

Football cut

Similar to a bowl cut, the football cut is designated for grandma's and/or mom's with blonde hair. The hair goes just under their jaw and curls inwards towards their neck. They get their hair done every week and put thousands of dollars into their hair for it to look like a football.

Person 1: "hey, you see that old lady over there with the football cut?"
Person 2: "yeah, lets go cut it so it looks NORMAL! HA!"

by rPysh February 7, 2017