french me

To give me a French kiss. which means kissing with tongues

Ben asking Tom: When I cruise a girl, How long do I have to talk to her before she will French me?
Tom: That depends on what kind of girl you're cruising for.Which is why I'm gonna aim low!! Real low !

by LightMoving April 4, 2016

Finching it

Making an appearance at work for an hour or two in the morning and then going home "sick". This way you don't have to use sick time.

Dude 1: Where's Jeff?
Dude 2: Home. He's Finching it today

by Griff27 August 13, 2017

French Ashtray

When you spunk on a broads back and then put out your cigarette in the cum on her back. Smack her ass for a laugh

"Bro you hook up with Jessica?"
"Yeah I totally French Ashtrayed that bitch"

by DJ _shuFFL February 19, 2019

French shopping

Shop lifting
An inseparable part of French culture
A legend says that French supermarkets are taking thefts into consideration by adding the monthly loss by theft to the prices of the products in store.
Which makes sense, doesn't it?

I went French shopping today, got myself some fromage de corse.

by ennoc February 11, 2020

French oral

A type of oral sex, where you make out with the tip of the penis.

Francesca, tried out french oral with Arthur, he seemed to like having the tip of his dick being made out with.

by Henrietta the boss May 8, 2020

French seat

A seat with a dildo on the top so you sit on the dildo

Wayne jr: Did you see Matt's new to him Phoenix? It has two French seats.

Zack: those are sweet!

by Fuck lasalle October 22, 2020

French Waiter

When one gives oral sex, but uses their teeth too much

She gave me a total french waiter

by taletotell November 18, 2020