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friendpeen

The act of adding so much facebook friends that you judge it as an epeen.
Mary: I got 651 Friends on facebook.
Chase: Bitch, I got 788 Friends! My friendpeen is so big!
by Deyadissa May 16, 2011
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Friendle

A person who you exchange your daily Wordle results with
Oh wow, I can't believe my friendle got today's word in only two rows
by FenderBlender2 February 10, 2022
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Temporary online friendlessness

What happens on your favorite internet forum or chat group right about 3pm in the afternoon. All the sudden you notice everyone is gone and you are all alone. Then you realize why. It's time for everyone to spend the last two hours of the workday actually producing something to justify their continued existence as an employee. Occurs for stay at home parents too, it's the point where they realize they better clean the house and throw in a load of close to justify their continued existence as a non-employee.

Adapted for the preteen and teen set: What happens around 10pm when all your friends had to get offline so their parents will think they are actually going to bed and to sleep, resolves in about an hour.
"Holy crap, there were 10 people here a second ago, where'd they all go? Oh, it's 3pm already. Man this day went by fast. I hate temporary online friendlessness. I guess I had better get some work done before I go home."

Jack: I know what you mean.
Angelica: I
Jack: What?
Jack: Where'd you go?
Jack: Oh, it's 10pm, I'm going to get something and be right back, come back when your parents think you are in bed.
Jack: I am not deterred by temporary online friendlessness.
by Harmony08 December 8, 2010
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My Friending

My friending is the equivalent of 'my friend'

Mostly said by McNasty, although, some of his friends join in with using the indian accent that goes with 'my friending' and the following sentence
My friending, I am getting a call from probably the government. (my friend, I am getting a call from probably the government.)
by CharleySketch June 28, 2020
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friended

Related to facebook. When someone asks to be your friend on the facebook
Jon friended Laura after hooking up with her the night before
by joecacola January 31, 2005
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frienderbate

to masturbate while watching an unknowing friend sleep on the couch.
I don't care how drunk he is, you better give that mother fucker his keys before he frienderbates all up on your living room floor.
by sickbunny April 17, 2006
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Friendle

Yo bro, what'd you and her get up to last night?

Aw just had a friendle, no strings, it's all good
by The Friendler September 3, 2010
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