Ghetto fridge

A metal trash can filled with snow.

We kept the beer cold in the ghetto fridge until the party started.

by Smoov B September 3, 2005

Nuke the fridge

Quite simply a reference to being absolutely famished. In other words, if there’s something in the fridge that’s yours, or you’re trying to save, you better get that shit now. Every damn thing in there is about to be microwaved and devoured.

3am...wasted...: “Yo, I’m about to nuke the fridge, girl.”
homeowner: “Shit, girl, let me get that leftover Zaxby’s out of the way first.”

by DaddyWolverine March 8, 2021

Fridge-kidney

A water-filter pitcher kept in the refridgerator. Usually found with less than a full glass left in it.

You: "Hey who didn't fill up the Fridge-kidney when they used it last?"

by ThirstyHersh January 12, 2010

Fridge Slammer

A person who opens the fridge door and Puts their Penis in it then slams the fridge door shut, time and time again.

This normally done by someone who wishes a job done so perfectly that it either impossible or totally impracticable,....and the persons sanity is often called into question.

I was fitting a mooring for someones boat and after I laid it on the seabed,he could not see it from his Kitchen window, and I had to move it 2 metres....He such a fridge slammer....

by Dodgynoj November 17, 2009

fridge poetry

A particularly inspired kind of verse written in colourful magnetic letters. Usually found on a fridge or other electrical white goods found in the kitchen. Usually composed in the early hours of the morning while under the influence of copious amounts of alcohol.

We got in fit shaced last night and did our best fridge poetry yet.

by Ali_b January 23, 2007

Fridge Squirrel

The annoying person in your office that takes up the majority of space in the communal refrigerator

The fridge squirrel feels the need to take an entire month's food supply into the office environment leaving no room for anyone elses.The fridge squirrel refrigerates everything,including unopened tins of tuna, and also likes to buy in bulk (2 litre soft drinks etc.)

by El Craigo April 15, 2008

fridge amnesia

The act of checking ones fridge for nibbles/munch not finding anything checking the entire kitchen then going back to fridge hoping something has appeared.
This act is most likely performed several times before settling for a less favourable snack of giving up entirely.

Lillian: what's Agatha doing?
Doris: she has fridge amnesia again.
lillian: that's forth time tonight
Agatha : damn it ill have to have an apple

by Random Doris December 16, 2014