French Toasting

Sneaking off to a private location with a significant other to rub each other off. It is a great code word.

BF : I'm in the mood for some french toasting!
GF : You know, I am too! Let's go!
Mom : Go and get some then!
BF & GF : We will be back in a little bit!

by sockbanana January 31, 2016

french breakfast

To skip eating breakfast entirely and just have coffee and a cigarette

Eaten this morning yet? Nah, just going outside for a french breakfast

by CivilianTarget January 28, 2008

French kiss

When two people do mouth-fight for a chewing gum without a chewing gum.

- Do you like French kiss?
- I prefer French fries.

by unmol December 9, 2022

French Rag

When You Go Down On A Girl While She's On The Rag.

"She Wanted Me To Fuck Her While She Was On Her Period But She Didn't Exspect A French Rag."

by Crazy Josh August 16, 2006

French compliment

A statement phrased like a compliment that is actually more condescending than flattering, generally coming from a beautiful French woman.

"You speak French very well, for an American."

"I just love the way you embrace your round figure when you dance."

"You must have a fantastic metabolism. I would never be able to eat such a big dessert."

"How daring of you to wear such a lively color."

"Marie just told me my bag was 'interesting.' I'm pretty sure that was a French compliment."

by Boules May 30, 2008

french knickers

A type of wide-legged knickers, normally made from silk or satiny material, often trimmed with lace.

During the summer, Woofie found the coolest underthings were french knickers, unless she went commando. She loved a gentle breeze on her beaver.

by w00fdawg October 9, 2005

french dot

A political position of a French bureaucrat, not worthy of being called a "point", and thus "dot." A "punctus gallicus."

Jacques Chirac is famous for his idiotic French Dots.

by Iblisatan January 24, 2007