bitch on freeze

when a hoe did some stupid shit so you're not talking to her.

"i dont talk to ana anymore bitch on freeze"

by acai346 May 27, 2018

Freezer

Winter in a box

I put the body in the freezer outside.

by Elizardloveshalo April 18, 2019

Siberian Deep Freeze

The act of ejaculating on a female's face after having sex outside in the winter, preferably somewhere very cold. The ejaculate freezes to her face, giving her a Siberian Deep Freeze.

I dressed up as Santa Claus and gave her a Siberian Deep Freeze

by FlyingPenguin744 September 13, 2011

freeze dried whackaloon

From the yaya, meaning completely nutso, wacko, psycho person.

Stay away from her - she's a freeze dried whackaloon!!

by fedup June 24, 2003

when hell freezes over

Idiomatic expression used to describe an event or scenario that is so unlikely that it will likely never occur.

Q: Dude, I'm tired of the beach. Wanna go and ride that fake, plastic wave that they setup at Wal-Mart?
A: Yeah!
Q: Right on! Let's roll!
A: Hold on, I'd rather do that when hell freezes over. You stupid nincompoop.

by broceanographer July 20, 2006

freeze the tortoise

To stop a conversation, because a) someone has said something incredibly awkward and/or disturbing or b) the conversation is inevitably leading that way.

When Mikey told me to "guard my carnal treasure" it really froze the tortoise.

by The Bard of Anon May 18, 2005

90 degree freezer

A person, especially a girl, who is always cold. The expression comes from the fact that this person could be freezing even if it was 90 degrees outside.

Man, no matter how hot it is outside, my girlfriend is always freezing. I tell you, she's a 90 degree freezer.

by Charles LeDoux January 6, 2008