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Freak Patrol

Freak Patrol is a comedy game where you watch people. It is commonly done in air ports or places where there are lots of people and you are terribly board. To freak patrol one simply needs to unnoticeably watch people go by and point out freaks to the other players.
During one round of freak patrol we spotted a man who had a very small face, his head was regularly sized, but his mouth, eyes, and nose were much closer together and smaller then a normal person's. It looked like he had a forehead all the way around his face.
Freak Patrol by whatodoifyourboard December 2, 2009
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freak the shit out of

to really really scare someone
man, horror movies freak the shit out of me.
freak the shit out of by oh-well November 10, 2009

freak bitch 

A wealthy older woman who drinks heavily while on several medications advising against the consumption of alcohol...and who is an old horny slut. She is often withholding and shoots down everything you say so that she feels good about herself.
"I dont want no part of your tight ass country club, ya freak bitch!"
"Lucille is a real freak bitch when you get to know her."
"Hey check that old broad out, what a freak bitch."
freak bitch by Devypoo January 18, 2007

freak hoe 

mostly used towards females, sometimes males, a person who is easy, as in easy to get with sexually and who gives head or just flat out acts hoish.
tierney: wassup cuzo how been
deandra: mane horny, were dem freak hoes at?
freak hoe by t babi December 28, 2007

Freak In The Geek

A geek who turns into a straight sexual freak in the bedroom.
Guy 1: I heard that girl spent the night from school? Dude, she is such a geek.

Guy 2: She is a geek, but behind closed doors, their is some freak in the geek.

freak flag 

Letting loose, being down with your cool self, especially in front of a group of strangers. Your inner freak, that wants to come out, but often is supressed, from social anxiety.
Ang: "Hey T-Rev, whatcha doin this weekend bra?"

Trev: "Ang, I'm gonna fly my freak flag!"
freak flag by Freaky Ang May 17, 2006