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Father Ted

A British PRODUCED Irish comedy. (Of course, Ireland's not part of the UK though). It was written by two Irish guys (making it Irish!) and it's awesome. It's in the writing and acting, Irish writing, Irish acting = Irish show.
by AlanTheMan3436 August 23, 2006
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Fatherless child

People who are so cringe their fathers can't stand them. This also refers to people who did not have enough guidance from a father, or are so cringe God himself left them. They include: Dream stans, Bakudeku shippers, Furries who think they are heroes, tiktokers faking disorders and much much more I can't get out of my brain.
Person 1: This random dude got angry because I told him Dream cheated
Person 2: *sigh* Just another Fatherless child-
by crystal_chan_101 September 22, 2021
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fatherless child

a kid or teen that does weird shit that questions other people’s lives.
Emma: *does a tiktok with a furry costume*
Jared: “bruh no wonder why your dad left you.” (sighs) “what a fatherless child”
by Trippie Beast August 7, 2021
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frathlete's foot

What one get's after wearing Sperry's, loafers, boat shoes etc. for an extended period of time.
I've been wearing these Sperry's for 2 weeks straight. I think I may be getting a case of frathlete's foot.
by Geedy Eye March 12, 2011
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Fatherless

An overused comeback that's old and annoying and triggers some people who actually doesn't have dads and if you say fatherless to them your messed up. But if they're toxic👍
Person 1 : I'm Zoosexual UwU
Person 2: Fatherless.
by Darkpurplestars February 24, 2022
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Angry father

When a father catches his daughter having sex outside in a cementary, he takes a shovel and thrusts it in the back of the guys head killing the guy. Blood drips on the females titties and is then ordered to go home immediately and take care of her brother.
"This guy I was dating got angry fathered last weekend. I didn't even get to fully enjoy it."
by Jorfy February 9, 2014
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how's your father

According to Michael Kelly, a writer and historian in New Zealand, "the origin of the expression 'how's your father' can be traced back to Victorian times. In those days any man with a daughter was so protective of her virtue that he would take extraordinary measures to safeguard it. Unmarried girls would be kept within the bosom of their family as much as possible, chaperoned on excursions, and on those occasions when they were let out of bounds for social events, their fathers would often accompany them discreetly by hiding underneath their voluminous skirts ready to pounce on any man who transgressed the bounds of propriety.

However, a father with more than one daughter couldn't be everywhere at once. Thus, a suitor having a discreet vis-a-vis with his beloved would cautiously ascertain her father's whereabouts by asking, 'And how is your father?' If her father was currently under her skirts, she would glance downwards and reply, 'My father is very well, thank you, and as alert and vigorous as ever, and maintains his interest in rusty castrating implements.' Her beau would then say, 'I have always had the greatest respect for your father, and of course for you. Let us hold hands and think about the Queen for a while.' If, on the other hand, her father was elsewhere, she would reply, 'The mad old bastard is currently stationed between my sister Constance's thighs. Let us go into the garden and rut like stoats.'

Hence, 'How's your father' became a euphemism for you-know-what."
by BethBracken November 12, 2007
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