Franking

The art of Performing a sexual act discreetly in public locations

"she got a good franking in the cinema"

by GABFTRL September 24, 2009

frank

the best at, hangman, politics, xbox 360. getting ladies to respond to "hotty wanna shake it?" in a positive manner. having the ability to answer any riddle correctly within minutes. having chuck norris in his fab 5. being in Chuck Norris' fab 5, #2 spot. (only chuck norris can be #1 in his own fab 5). At bball, similar to a mixture of Kobe, Shaq & LeBron. Can do an actual full backflip in secret if he wants to and no one would know. Can dance the funky chicken while eating a slice of pizza, a taco, and a plate of super nachoes while doing a keg stand at the same time. p.s. the keg would be filled with 10% ethonal fuel because Frank is also the utmost environmentalist.

Jarrod: Man, can i be Frank with you?
Jarrod's mom: sweety you can't be frank with anyone...i drank when i was pregnant with you....sorry but your screwed
jarrod's mom: dang it mom!

or

Kevin: Magic Genie...I would like to become Frank
Magic Genie:....
Kevin: Magic Genie?....I only used one wish so far...
Magic Genie:....i would rather stay in here a million more years than put in the amount of work it would take to turn your sorry butt into Frank....go home please, throw me back in the ocean

by Frank Way April 24, 2008

franks

1. blissful food
2. having the same meaning/exchangeable with "thanks"

Franks has the best food.
Eating franks last night was so romantic.

by Chris Lou April 13, 2008

franking

A creepy stare. Typically exerted by an overly helpful neighbor that likely wants to bang you. Think peeping tom'ish.

I was doing the dishes in my bathrobe when I look out my window and see this dude totally franking me.

by unscathed_baby_chick October 1, 2013

franked

When someone never answers their cell phone or returns your phone calls or texts. A person who uses their cell phone as outbound only.

I called you 5 times on Saturday, but you franked me.

by euro greasy January 13, 2009

Franking

1) verb: the act of being entirely unreasonable when it comes to trading in fantasy baseball. I.E. Offering Sam Fluid in every trade, asking multiple opinions or arguing every time some one gives you one. (note: not limited to people named frank even though franks are usually the best at franking)
2) verb: the act of not getting along with people named Neil.

1) Neil, why is that guy franking on you.
2) Sam Fluid for Nelson Cruz, you got to be franking me!

by Fbballer12 January 7, 2012

Franked

It's when you have crappy dial-up and it kicks you off the internet and when you get back on AIM and you get tired of explaing to everyone what happened so you just tell them you franked.

I franked again. Dail-up sucks.

by jimmythefish150 August 8, 2008