by jjacks May 9, 2015
Get the fortunabilitymug. To copulate with an exceptionally gross/ugly girl and subsequently receive a cash award for doing so, perhaps perpetrated by a loving brother who is trying to help out his ugly sister by paying someone to do her.
by The Grottomaster May 30, 2015
Get the fortunicationmug. by Ram Ranch January 8, 2020
Get the Miss Fortunemug. a girl of oriental ethnicity; (usually Chinese) but can be more than likely mistaken for a jumpoff...(mainly because of her looks)
by Full Court* February 4, 2021
Get the Fortune Cookiemug. When you take a giant shit in the bathroom of a restaurant you have just eaten at.
At some restaurants, you never get them, while at others, you always do. Even when you do, you can never be 100% sure of the specific outcome.
At some restaurants, you never get them, while at others, you always do. Even when you do, you can never be 100% sure of the specific outcome.
Man, that was some intense hot pot! Alright, I'm gonna go check my fortune cookie, and then let's head to the bar.
by maverick_davidian October 19, 2013
Get the Fortune Cookiemug. Cool calm collective. He seems to be very quiet but is one of the nicest guys you will ever be know. Usually approached by women first but once he is in love he falls too deep.
by HarrisonHarryKat November 24, 2021
Get the Fortune malemug. by Puli pie = Daisy October 23, 2022
Get the fin fortunemug.