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Freelance Architect

"Freelance Architect" is a synonym, in some circles, for an escort who can carry themselves well in a variety of social situations.

They market themselves as companions for the upperclass and elites of society.

They are also known for primarily seeking out their johns via online dating, Skype and MSN chat.
I was so into that gal, but then I found out she was a freelance architect!
by bigbanger December 15, 2010
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Freelance Bladder

Freelancer(s) who work from home cannot survive without knowing a bathroom is a few meters away.

This is because they are so used to waiting until the very last moment to use it & seldom have to queue.

As a result of this, even a 10 minute car journey will see them popping-in both before, after & probably also thinking about it somewhere in between.

Do not attempt to initiate stage fright, as it just makes it worse. A Freelancer will still have to go again within the hour.
They: Can you help me carry this suitcase to the car?
Freelancer: Sure thing! Gotta have a quick slash first
They: But you've only just been? You so have a Freelance Bladder!
by little-miss can't do wrong August 21, 2011
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Conversation Foreplay

When you start talking to someone in the street or on msn etc, and your saying things like "how are you" and "been up to much" to get the conversation going, like doing foreplay before sex.
Friend: yeah we did the whole conversation foreplay thing and then he was suddenly like oh gotta go bye.
by hobocrew July 20, 2010
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Humpday Foreplay

Bill: "Hey ted, tomorrow's Humpday. Are you going to make it to the local brew pub for mug club night?"

Ted: "That all depends on how things go during Humpday Foreplay, but I'm otherwise up for it!"
by yamageke August 3, 2010
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Forcel Co

the team which leads the forcel users. The master generals of Forcel Co are Icexibex and Ultrantar.
The global city of Zyncess was saved by Forcel Co.
by ZeroblastR May 16, 2004
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Freelance Aliens

Illegals that sit in front of Lowes and Home Depot looking for work, including and not limited to the illegals mowing your lawn and possibly helped build your house.
Josh: Whats up man what you gotta do today.
Dave: Oh man I've just gotta pick up some Freelance Aliens to build a deck for me"
by Amazing Racist323 February 20, 2009
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freelancer's nap

a wank.
freelancers people with lots of time on their hand - and in charge of their own time management have a tendency to slip to a dark chamber and come back all flushed. They probably were not having a siesta/nap.
With a couple of minutes spare and the girl still on his mind, Harry decided to have a freelancer's nap at his desk.

also can be used as adj. ie he is a bit of a freelancer.
by carlitodesign June 12, 2011
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