Fortnite

Fortnite. Fortnite is the most retarded game ever made it makes kids suicidal.

Friend: Fortnite is the best

Me: Dad? Where is the shotgun?

by A urban dicktionary August 31, 2019

Fortnite

1. The game that 8 year old Minecraft players play because they think it makes them edgy.

2. A free ticket to being a virgin your whole life.

3. The reason I can’t have normal conversations about actually important things with my friends.

1. Bob played Fortnite, therefore he will never bang a girl his whole life.

2. “GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM MOM IM PLAYING FORTNITE!”

by fortniteisforstupidkids July 20, 2019

Fortnite

A game that makes the user a virgin for life

Hey Alberto plays Fortnite! He must be a virgin

by WhiteSuccpremacist May 29, 2018

Fortnite

A conman free game played by virgins

Player 1- you with your girlfriend tonight?
Player2- nah I’m playing fortnite... who needs a girlfriend

by Ñor March 1, 2018

Fortnite

Dumb as fuck with 9 year olds yelling inside microphones

Fortnite is also gay

:person hey do you play fortnite
Person 2: fortnite is gay

by Shutmaster222 June 16, 2019

fortnite

A popular video game that is played mostly by 12 year olds, but sometimes exceptions in form of older YouTubers exist. Media portray the game as addictive, but in reality is no more or less addictive than most other games on the market.

Dude, look how that 12 year old plays Fortnite!

*ugh* So the game hasn't died yet?

It's not even that addictive, play some NetHack and you'll realize how non-addictive Fortnite is!

by Skate finder November 24, 2020

Fortnite

Fortnite is exact meaning of cancer

Friend: “I think I got fortnite”

Me: “same here man”

by RAW2020 August 4, 2020